Alcoholic beverage manufacturers and critics have developed an entire lexicon to describe the characteristics and of a fine wine or beer.
I say, fuck it, we drink to get drunk, nothing more. Anything will do, and that is why American beers taste like water. Don't want the horrible taste of alcohol to get in the way of a trip torward intoxication.
All that crap about body, flavor and vintage is just bollocks to attempt to legitimize and even grandeurize the consumption of alcohol.
Drink alcohol, get fucked up, and don't pretend you are doing something other than a getting drunk.
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