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Thread: Primary Elections?

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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    I know it har nothing to do with the elections, so what.

    George Bush is visiting a primary school class and asks the class are there any questions.
    One small boy puts up his hand and say "yes I have 3"
    "Whats your name and your questions" says George
    "My name is Billy and I have 3 questions for you
    1. Why did you get elected when Gore had more votes than you?
    2. Why did you go to war with Iraq against UN wishes?
    3. Where is Osama Bin Laden?

    Just at that moment the break bell went and Bush said "We will continue after the break".

    After the break Bush said "Are there any more questions"

    One small boy puts up his hand and say "Yes I have 5"
    "Whats your name and your questions" says George
    "My name is Andrew and I have 5 questions for you
    1. Why did you get elected when Gore had more votes than you?
    2. Why did you go to war with Iraq against UN wishes?
    3. Where is Osama Bin Laden?
    4. Why did the break bell go twenty minutes early.
    5. Where the F*ck is Billy
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    that one is good lol.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    nice \!!!

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