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    Yogi's Avatar Super Undulator
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    This is actually " The art of Farting" The Sequel!!!

    Here you can freely and openly talk about anything concerning farts, flatulence,

    letting the air out, parafarting, fartology,SantaFarts,, BushFarts, BritneyFartsToo,,
    any question you might have on farts, fartmail, fartspray, fartdeodorant, fartball,
    fartparty's, vaginal farts, fartwars, wmd's, Fartypants, fartlighters, , fartbooks,

    Etc, etc[for you to complete]....


    Maybe we can make this a fartproud-thread.

    Anonymous farts are also welcome, but please warn us first!!!



    Yours Fartly,


    YoFart

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    hey yogs, yur bar is deserted...
    could it be the smell?
    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.

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    Originally posted by FKDUP74@19 February 2004 - 21:04
    hey yogs, yur bar is deserted...
    could it be the smell?
    Nope, but just wait!!

    It 'll be crowded soon, when they know fugley got refuge here!!!!

    Honest!!



    YoFart

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    Originally posted by SexualFartening+20 February 2004 - 02:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 20 February 2004 - 02:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FKDUP74@19 February 2004 - 21:04
    hey yogs, yur bar is deserted...
    could it be the smell?
    Nope, but just wait&#33;&#33;

    It &#39;ll be crowded soon, when they know fugley got refuge here&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

    Honest&#33;&#33;



    YoFart [/b][/quote]
    So that was a tad optimistic.....&#33;&#33;


    But i never give up easily.


    Today we will auction famous farts&#33;&#33;


    First on in gets a free sample of the famous Monthy Pyton Fart............

    But i must say, you guys here are all a little smellophobic&#33;&#33;



    YoPho

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    i&#39;m here with you bruva.

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    Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 February 2004 - 14:30
    i&#39;m here with you bruva.
    Thanks, Dude for the support&#33;&#33;

    But i just have to live with the idea people are afraid of new ways of enterfartment&#33;&#33;


    Here some basic fartknowledge, free cos you&#39;re my first customer&#33;&#33;&#33;

    Where does fart gas come from?

    The gas in our intestines
    comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines
    from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas
    produced by bacteria living in our guts.The composition
    of fart gas is highly variable. Most of the
    air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body
    before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the
    large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between
    stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is
    also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also
    produce hydrogen and methane.
    But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of
    bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart. The longer a
    fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it
    contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream
    through the walls of the intestine.
    A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn&#39;t have time to absorb the oxygen.
    According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas
    (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well. The reason for this is apparently unknown.
    Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the ability is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.
    The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture.
    These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as
    skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich
    your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria
    in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower,
    eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce
    large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.


    At you SerFart,


    YoFart

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    smells in here

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    Since this is the FART BAR, then I assume it is appropriate to ask where I can find websites that have authentic fart MP3s.

    There used to be a very good fart-site that was actually funny, due to the description of the sound file before downloading, and then hearing the sound file.

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    whew, somebody light a match or somethin.....
    smells...bad....*grabs lighter and flics.......





    ooops...bad idea.....
    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.

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    Originally posted by FKDUP74@20 February 2004 - 18:38
    whew, somebody light a match or somethin.....
    smells...bad....*grabs lighter and flics.......





    ooops...bad idea.....

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