Welcome Aboard The Neptylon 7.

[bujub22]

when i get out im goin to hurt somebody !


everybody

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn't functioning well is not my mistake captain


I tracked down the semen and it's on its way to a planet called 'Bajawooble', about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns

Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp?

[atiVidia]

i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW!!!

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab+24 February 2004 - 16:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 24 February 2004 - 16:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns

Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? [/b][/quote]
hahaahahahahaahah

[bujub22]

Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:14
i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33;

[atiVidia]

thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure )

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure )

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

what not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then

now to escape and get to the ship

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 15:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 15:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure )

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

what not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then

now to escape and get to the ship [/b][/quote]
cryotube isnt computer operated man&#33;&#33;&#33;






btw we blew up ur ship, remember?



also, since we filled the dryotube with sperm and u were fertilized, we sped tome so that 1 month passed every second in the chamber&#33; so now your baby is BORN&#33; and you are...





FROZEN&#33;



btw man, its a girl&#33;


its also rather cute lookin too&#33; its a human with a tail&#33; (the tail is covered with human skin so...


anyhow, we sped time up on her and now shes at her 18th birthday&#33;

[Canti]

[quote]Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 18:40

URGENT: Captain Neptylo

When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

matters concerned.

You will report to me no matter what.

Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

And now off to some matters.


CapYoNyLot

Excellent&#33;

I have already begun preparing for the operation...

I have been consuming mass quantities of fiber, and I will perch myself upon the MEGAfLUSH for approximately (timeinterval classified) during which time I hope to pass an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

My secret identity for today is (pantS-Pants)

:Cadet CanDo report ends:
&#33;Hail Nep&#33;

[atiVidia]

looks like jubs&#39; girl is askin for sum&#33;


*goes into private room and closes triple-layer doors*


wow shes got some skills with the tail...


(note to self, dont get this girl with any other girl... she will tail them