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    when i get out im goin to hurt somebody !


    everybody

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    Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
    The fact that security isn't functioning well is not my mistake captain


    I tracked down the semen and it's on its way to a planet called 'Bajawooble', about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

    Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns
    Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp?
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    i need a gender analysis on jubs...


    NOW!!!

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    Originally posted by bigboab+24 February 2004 - 16:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 24 February 2004 - 16:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
    The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain


    I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

    Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns
    Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? [/b][/quote]
    hahaahahahahaahah

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    Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:14
    i need a gender analysis on jubs...


    NOW&#33;&#33;&#33;

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    thx for da info:

    it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


    i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


    i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

    btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


    science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure )

    i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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    Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
    thx for da info:

    it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


    i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


    i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

    btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


    science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure )

    i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?
    what not me&#33;&#33;


    hack system get out cryo then

    now to escape and get to the ship

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    Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 15:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 15:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
    thx for da info:

    it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


    i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


    i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

    btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


    science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure )

    i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?
    what not me&#33;&#33;


    hack system get out cryo then

    now to escape and get to the ship [/b][/quote]
    cryotube isnt computer operated man&#33;&#33;&#33;






    btw we blew up ur ship, remember?



    also, since we filled the dryotube with sperm and u were fertilized, we sped tome so that 1 month passed every second in the chamber&#33; so now your baby is BORN&#33; and you are...





    FROZEN&#33;



    btw man, its a girl&#33;


    its also rather cute lookin too&#33; its a human with a tail&#33; (the tail is covered with human skin so...


    anyhow, we sped time up on her and now shes at her 18th birthday&#33;

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    [quote]Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 18:40
    Quote Originally Posted by Canti,24 February 2004 - 20:29
    URGENT: Captain Neptylo

    When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


    You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

    matters concerned.

    You will report to me no matter what.

    Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

    And now off to some matters.


    CapYoNyLot
    Excellent&#33;

    I have already begun preparing for the operation...

    I have been consuming mass quantities of fiber, and I will perch myself upon the MEGAfLUSH for approximately (timeinterval classified) during which time I hope to pass an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

    My secret identity for today is (pantS-Pants)

    :Cadet CanDo report ends:
    &#33;Hail Nep&#33;

    There&#39;s no &#39;I&#39; in &#39;team&#39;. But then there&#39;s no &#39;I&#39; in &#39;useless smug colleague&#39;, either.
    And there&#39;s four in &#39;platitude-quoting idiot&#39;. Go figure.

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    looks like jubs&#39; girl is askin for sum&#33;


    *goes into private room and closes triple-layer doors*


    wow shes got some skills with the tail...


    (note to self, dont get this girl with any other girl... she will tail them

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