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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    Adam and Eve were playing in the garden of eden and in the game they fell over and adam fell on top of eve. Without warning his penis got hard.
    "what's that?" said eve
    "i don't know but it feels good when i play with it" came adams reply
    " i have a hole that feels good when i rub it....perhaps that would fit" said eve

    so adam and eve had sex for the first time and Adam shot his load inside eve

    "What just happened ?" asked eve
    " well when i play with it some sticky white stuff shoots out of the hole on the end and i think it just shot off inside you" said adam
    "oh yuk" said eve..."i'm going to have a bath"


    so adam was laying agianst a tree looking all smug and happy when god came past and asked where eve was
    Adam explained what happened and that eve had gone down to the sea to wash out the goo
    "oh great" said god....Now all the fish are going to smell.............

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    WOX's Avatar L.A VAMPIRE HERO
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    that was a good one.

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    haha very clever

    adam must eat alot of cheese btw

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    Hi,

    Good one, seen it before in another form, but still funny,
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