How Do I Make Pancakes?

[Canti]

1. Hoist up a safe just inside front door
2. Wait for sister
3. Upon entry, release rope
4. PANCAKE!
5. Repeat as necessary with subsequent family members.

[Biggles]

First find some fairly fresh rat (dead for a couple of days is ok) and get the blender out. Remember to put the lid back on the blender.

Add puree to 4oz plain flour, 1/2 pint of milk, pinch of salt and an egg. Mix together and then melt some butter in frying pan. Once butter is melted and running clear pour some of your mixture into the pan and cook - when golden brown turn once and cook other side. Best to cook all your pancakes in one go keeping the completed ones between two warm plates.

This is a perfect meal for brats who call their mum a whore.

[TARPD]

we got no jiffy or honey

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 20:43
my mums a whore and wont make any

get a new one

[vidcc]

4oz flour

1 large egg

pinch salt (optional)

300ml / 10 fl oz milk

beat the mixture into a batter mix and let stand for about 20 mins for the froth to settle (if you are a fast beater)

heat a frying pan and a drop of oil (needs to be hot enough for the batter mix to solidify upon contact) cook until all the pancake batter is solid and turn over and cook the other side to your preference
remove onto a plate and add whatever filling you wish (best make it sugar and lemon juice) and roll into a tube shape
enjoy

[atiVidia]

oh wow



hey tarpd i located ur IP u wont mind if i tell ur mum will u?

[TARPD]

Originally posted by vidcc@24 February 2004 - 21:00
4oz flour

1 large egg

pinch salt (optional)

300ml / 10 fl oz milk

beat the mixture into a batter mix and let stand for about 20 mins for the froth to settle (if you are a fast beater)

heat a frying pan and a drop of oil (needs to be hot enough for the batter mix to solidify upon contact) cook until all the pancake batter is solid and turn over and cook the other side to your preference
remove onto a plate and add whatever filling you wish (best make it sugar and lemon juice) and roll into a tube shape
enjoy

thanks man. shouldnt take long we got an electric thing to shock my sister into doing what i tell her

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 16:03

thanks man. shouldnt take long we got an electric thing to shock my sister into doing what i tell her

those r called Tazers man...

[muchspl2]

I made this awhile ago , it keeps forever think I might go make some myself

6 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda (check expiration date first)
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 tablespoon kosher salt
2 tablespoons sugar

Combine all of the ingredients in a lidded container. Shake to mix.
Use the mix within 3 months.


"INSTANT" PANCAKES:
2 eggs, separated
2 cups buttermilk
4 tablespoons melted butter
2 cups "Instant" Pancake Mix, recipe above
1 stick butter, for greasing the pan
2 cups fresh fruit such as blueberries, if desired

Heat an electric griddle or frying pan to 350 degrees F. Heat oven to 200 degrees F.
Whisk together the egg whites and the buttermilk in a small bowl. In another bowl, whisk the egg yolks with the melted butter.

Combine the buttermilk mixture with the egg yolk mixture in a large mixing bowl and whisk together until thoroughly combined. Pour the liquid ingredients on top of the pancake mix. Using a whisk, mix the batter just enough to bring it together. Don't try to work all the lumps out.

Check to see that the griddle is hot by placing a few drops of water onto to the griddle. The griddle is ready if the water dances across the surface.

Lightly butter the griddle. Wipe off thoroughly with a paper towel. (No butter should be visible.)

Gently ladle the pancake batter onto the griddle and sprinkle on fruit if desired. When bubbles begin to set around the edges of the pancake and the griddle-side of the cake is golden, gently flip the pancakes. Continue to cook 2 to 3 minutes or until the pancake is set.

Serve immediately or remove to a towel-lined baking sheet and cover with a towel. Hold in a warm place for 20 to 30 minutes.

Yield: 12 pancakes

[vidcc]

you're welcome and i hope you get fat and spotty after eating them as punishment for talking about your mother and sister like that