Poll: If You Would Kill Yourself........

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@25 February 2004 - 18:18
2. Jump off a skyscraper..........


............only I'd tie varying lengths of razor wire around my body. One hooped round one arm, another for the other arm one for my head, and one each for my legs.

At 20 foot down a leg would be sliced off, another 20 foot comes off the other leg, then later the arms, then the head.


The result would be a sudden shower of body parts landing on the people below






Sadly enough, I did try this technique a few months ago and it didn't quite work and left me horribly disfigured.

This is me today.........






Let this be a lesson to you all

That's pretty brutal, getting turned into someone's birthday cake...

[Samurai]

Well... I'd probably want to go and kill all the people who have done me wrong, and probably some others who i just generally don't like...

I'll wait until the police take me out

[DarthInsinuate]

wasn't there a pinned topic somewhere around here which said suicide discussion was a bad idea?


while i'm here: if i had to kill myself i would do it in the way that made least mess, that way i won't have any unfinished business before the next life

[fugley]

I would eat a fookin ridiculous amount of fookin cabbage!!!!!!!

[bujub22]

Originally posted by atiVidia@25 February 2004 - 14:04
inject my balls with 80 mL of testosterone water


make my dick inflate till it blows... but once that happens my dick would be numb so it wouldnt hurt a bit. i would die of excess bleeding

:helpsmile:

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 20:32
I would eat a fookin ridiculous amount of fookin cabbage!!!!!!!

you better make sure mrs moo doesn't read that

[Yogi]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@25 February 2004 - 21:18
2. Jump off a skyscraper..........


............only I'd tie varying lengths of razor wire around my body. One hooped round one arm, another for the other arm one for my head, and one each for my legs.

At 20 foot down a leg would be sliced off, another 20 foot comes off the other leg, then later the arms, then the head.


The result would be a sudden shower of body parts landing on the people below






Sadly enough, I did try this technique a few months ago and it didn't quite work and left me horribly disfigured.

This is me today.........






Let this be a lesson to you all

You definitly need a skweeky!!!


Yogi

[bigboab]

Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 20:32
I would eat a fookin ridiculous amount of fookin cabbage!!!!!!!

At least you would be dying for some kind of Cos.


At your funeral they would say come lettuce pray

[100%]

A friend of mine works as a phsycologist in a prison
she has to predict whether inmates will commit suicide
the first thing she asks is
how would you do it
if they have worked "it out" - to the detail
they get counciling

i leave the rest upto the one who started this post

enjoy

[h1]

Other: Play Russian Roulette with a Mossberg Executioner, loaded with 3.5" flechette shells.

For those who don't know flechettes clips are made by emptying a shell, then putting hundreds of pieces of piano wire that's been sharpened on one end (blade) and epoxied on the other (tail fin) into the shell, then packing with crushed rice and recrimping.

This low-cost shell can rip straight through Kevlar, Teflon, 2.5" of plywood...