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    Hearing the chants is one of the best things about going to football matches - tell us some funny ones. If you do it in America too, (do you, I dunno) feel free to post some for other sports.

    PS please don't take offence, it's just a bit of fun... To prove I'm not biased I'll post a Chelsea one too.

    (To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

    Debt free, wherever we may be,
    We're gonna buy everyone we see.
    And we don't give a f*** about the transfer fee,
    Cos we are the wealthy CFC

    (to the tune of You Are My Sunshine)

    You are a scouser,
    An ugly scouser,
    You're only happy on giro day,
    Your mum's out stealing,
    Your dad's drug dealing,
    Please don't take our hub caps away

    And an old classic,

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is to see, Tony Adams put away, Oh!

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    Originally posted by Skillian@25 February 2004 - 19:29
    Hearing the chants is one of the best things about going to football matches - tell us some funny ones. If you do it in America too, (do you, I dunno) feel free to post some for other sports.

    PS please don't take offence, it's just a bit of fun... To prove I'm not biased I'll post a Chelsea one too.

    (To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

    Debt free, wherever we may be,
    We're gonna buy everyone we see.
    And we don't give a f*** about the transfer fee,
    Cos we are the wealthy CFC

    (to the tune of You Are My Sunshine)

    You are a scouser,
    An ugly scouser,
    You're only happy on giro day,
    Your mum's out stealing,
    Your dad's drug dealing,
    Please don't take our hub caps away

    And an old classic,

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is to see, Tony Adams put away, Oh!
    I actually don't see so much football

    But here is my favorite player:



    He is very small and fery aggressive!

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    The only one i can think of right now:

    He's big,
    He's black,
    He's had a heart attack:
    Kanu, Nwankwo Kanu

    don't hear that too much any more
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