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Thread: My Cat Wants A Moped.

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    He said all the other cats have them and that he should have one!

    His name is Satan and he is fat, infact he is clinically obese! - what do you think??

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    I hate cats

    make it suffer


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    well i must say thats helpfull&#33;


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    well seeing as the fucker is fat tell him to walk

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    Originally posted by gemby&#33;@25 February 2004 - 22:33
    well seeing as the fucker is fat tell him to walk

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    it would kind of solve the problem i spose.

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    when he stops being fat then you have a problem ...
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    Originally posted by gemby&#33;@25 February 2004 - 22:35
    when he stops being fat then you have a problem ...
    I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets&#33;

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    ps. open the door so "it" can go outside

    apartments cats are a sad story

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    perhaps if you start him of with a bike, and then when he loses the weight you can buy him the moped?

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    Originally posted by Arcadia@25 February 2004 - 22:39
    perhaps if you start him of with a bike, and then when he loses the weight you can buy him the moped?
    I like that idea - the exercise would exise his fattitude and he could be thus rewarded with the afore mentioned motorisedvelocipede.

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