Originally posted by TheKiler+3 March 2004 - 22:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheKiler @ 3 March 2004 - 22:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kaiweiler@3 March 2004 - 21:45
the sad thing is, is that someday people will actually say that but mean it&#33;&nbsp;
Haha very funny. I&#39;m talking the truth here. I hear Doors Longhorn is coming out in 2006.

Here are my current stats for my computer:

31.0 THz CPU Speed
10,000 TB of HDD Space
Microsoft doors XP
Video: 12D 16.0TB RAM w/ Ultra Mega Cooling
Power: 1000 Watts
Speakers: Ultra Dolby 21.0
Monitor: GCD (Great Current Display)
Internet Speed: 5.0 TB/sec
First Game: Counter-Strike 7
First Printer: Light generated ink (requires 7 solar panels) at speeds up to 1 light year/sec
Enviorment Management: Helps fix ozone by producing o1 that shoots right up to atmosphere.
Keyboard: Mind monitoring keyboard. (What you think is what appears on the screen)
Music: Winamp 15
Internal System: Self cleaning system and Nvida Dust Cleaner 5.0 intergrated.
Quick Fix: Self hardware failure fixer intergrated
Bios: Kiler Bios 7.8 w/ auto hardware repair [/b][/quote]
Put slackware 50.7 with kernel 34.7.4 and she will fly&#33;