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Thread: Missed Being Caught In A Bank Robbery

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    I work for Verizon telephone company in Washington D.C.
    Around 1 pm my dispatcher called and said I had to extend a T1 for Chevy Chase Bank at 925 15th St.

    When I get there police have the street blocked off and there's a police line in front of Chevy Chase Bank.

    A detective told me, of course, I couldn't go in and that a security guard for Dunbar (the armored truck was still out front) was taking money into the front door, when a guy with a shotgun hidden in a flower box, comes behind him.

    The security guard turned and shot the guy 3 times.


    WHAT A DUMBASS ROBBER

    1. If you are going to commit robbery, why do it on one of the warmest days of the winter? People were out and about today.

    2. How do you come from behind a guard with a shotgun and YOU get shot 3 times. This is not good a jail story.

    The thing is, if I didn't make 2 personal calls before going to that job, well........who knows?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Thats fucked busy, by i hardly class it as world news / events.
    Wiz.

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    Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@3 March 2004 - 20:20
    Thats fucked busy, by i hardly class it as world news / events.
    Maybe so Wiz but neither is:

    Mom Killed At Paintball Birthday Party

    Jus Sad Kidnapped Girl

    Ohio Sniper On The Loose

    Killer For Hire Police Arrest A College Senior

    I'm sure there are others
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Personally, I consider World News and Events the more inteligent version of The Lounge. Ok, so some things may not be "newsworthy", but the topics here are generally better than "Wot's YoUr Fav Cola?"

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    I agree.

    World News is not always WORLD news; isolated incidents, strange happenings.

    btw, this dumbass robber committed the crime in the MIDDLE of downtown DC, 2 blocks away from the White House.

    Didn't he know that most crime is planned and hatched from within the White House?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    you work for verizon?

    [SIZE=14]CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?


    Sorry couldn't resist it (bet you never get tired of hearing that one)

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Originally posted by vidcc@4 March 2004 - 23:06
    you work for verizon?

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?


    Sorry couldn't resist it (bet you never get tired of hearing that one)

    True that.

    (you need a
    ) at the end of BIG WORDS.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Originally posted by Busyman+4 March 2004 - 02:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman &#064; 4 March 2004 - 02:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@3 March 2004 - 20:20
    Thats fucked busy, by i hardly class it as world news / events. *
    Maybe so Wiz but neither is:

    Mom Killed At Paintball Birthday Party

    Jus Sad Kidnapped Girl

    Ohio Sniper On The Loose

    Killer For Hire Police Arrest A College Senior

    I&#39;m sure there are others [/b][/quote]
    Now that&#39;s a true BusyBarf-defense&#33;&#33;&#33;

    Others do it, so.............



    Yogi

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    Jeez, Busy-

    I can&#39;t help but think if you had been there, this all could have been avoided:

    CHEEZE IT&#33; IT&#39;S THE PHONE GUY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Originally posted by j2k4@5 March 2004 - 12:42
    Jeez, Busy-

    I can&#39;t help but think if you had been there, this all could have been avoided:

    CHEEZE IT&#33; IT&#39;S THE PHONE GUY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

    It would have been more like

    BLOOD AND PISS&#33;&#33;&#33; THE PHONE GUY&#39;S DEAD
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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