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    Chewie's Avatar Chew E. Bakke
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    This guy goes to the doctor and there's a new, rather young, receptionist.
    "Name?" she asks as he approaches.
    "Higgins."
    "Problem?"
    "Yep."
    "No, I mean what problem do you have?"
    "Well, I've got a problem with my dick," he volunteers.
    This rather embarrasses the young lady and she runs off to a back room for a short while.
    When the guy gets to see the doctor, the doc tells him, "look, when a young woman asks you what sort of problem you have, you can't just say you've got a problem with your dick! You should say there's something wrong with another part of your body, then tell me what the real problem is when you get in here, OK?"
    The man agrees to be more thoughtful to the receptionist and agrees to return a week later.
    On his next visit, he enters the reception and the young lady's there again.
    "Name?"
    "Higgins."
    "Problem?"
    "Yep - elbow!"
    "Yes, so what's wrong with it?"
    "I can't piss out of it."
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    Dont Get It

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    haha rather funny

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    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

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    THATS CLASS

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    Originally posted by djweiser@5 March 2004 - 10:21
    THATS CLASS
    lol, thats a good one

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    haha

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