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    Yeah come on, in the spirit of Tralalala, lets here em

    Male:

    My GOD woman, you look like you been hit with an axe!

    Wow you got a big pussy Wow you got a big pussy

    Look at that lovely slice of veal!

    Female:

    Have you started yet?

    Oh thats nice, it's kinda cute

    Owch!

    You can't finish now!


    Etc etc Sorry, I just needed to

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    women always try to be nice and polite in sex like:

    'so how was your day'
    'nice hair cut btw'
    'want to go out on a date sometime'

    jeez we mewn dont want to here it!



    Peerzyboy


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    Luakris's thoughts on the subject:

    INTRO:
    Sister Martha, so glad to see you, glad to see your parole came through, oh yeah
    So glad everybody came out this mornin'
    We reading from the "Book Of Hush", today
    Verse 69
    Come on somebody, come on somebody
    Good to see all of ya came out this mornin'
    Even though some of you just leaving 112
    Smelling like booty and hennessy
    Come on
    Courvoisier double shots (ha ha).. It don't matter!


    CHORUS:
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing



    I'm loving the way your legs go so far back, you one of them flexible girls
    I figure your daddy always said you was one of the best in this world
    But nevertheless in this world, I'm just professional girl
    I teach 'em a lesson, have 'em stressin and confessin to girls
    How good it was, and how good it could be if they just tried it
    Takin my double doses, skip the daily dick diet to ride it
    They so excited and can't hide it
    I'm trying to do my thing, but you gotta be quiet


    CHORUS:
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing



    Now even when I just come in your house and cover your mouth
    Because your momma's at home, you're gripping the sheets and making an effort not to holler and moan
    You got to keep it on the hush, cause we in no rush
    And you telling me it's the little things that mean so much
    And itís an illusion thinkiní that you can match what I can do best
    So if your man calls, tell him to put some hair on his chest
    But he don't even have to know, we keepin it on the low
    You walkin it like a dog and stay workin it like a pro so


    CHORUS:
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing


    VERSE 3:
    I'ma taste your neck and begin to nibble around your earlobes down to your belly-button
    Then I'm unsnapping your bra thinkin your titties is trying to tell me something
    Hard nipples, colder than icicles
    Working it with my tongue, you could just tell me if it tickles
    Freaky deaky, kinda sneaky, Ludacris and the gang
    Disturbing the peace, we running the streets, and steady slanging them thangs
    But you gotta keep the noise down in order to keep the boy down
    It's joy all around and you know how it sounds, if you just


    CHORUS:
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
    Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
    Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing


    Your thing, your thing
    Your thing, your thing
    My thing, my thing
    Your thing, your thing
    Your thing, your thing
    Your thing, your thing
    Yeah, keep it on the hush


    OUTRO:
    As the choir sings, the doors are open, the doors are open
    Now bow your head, bow your head
    Look at your sista Johnson in the front row
    With thongs on, your legs open trying to tempt me
    Keep it on the hush, I'll be over there about 7 o'clock
    Keep it on the hush


    Shhhhh, shhhhh
    Hush
    I tend to agree.
    Wiz.

  4. Lounge   -   #4
    Originally posted by peerzyboy@4 March 2004 - 18:40
    women always try to be nice and polite in sex like:

    'so how was your day'
    'nice hair cut btw'
    'want to go out on a date sometime'
    During sex???


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    Blue... I think I&#39;ll paint the ceiling blue.

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    Just awesome to read

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    Originally posted by NikkiD@4 March 2004 - 19:59
    Blue... I think I&#39;ll paint the ceiling blue.
    LMFAO

    Thats really cruel

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    that&#39;s it?&#33;?&#33;?&#33; oh, i mean, WOW.

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    My mate was once with a girl on the floor and he said to her "I don&#39;t know what you&#39;re doing with your hands but it&#39;s lovely" She said "I&#39;m not doing anything"

    They turned around and the girls dog was licking his nuts.

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