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    holy crap. these are hysterical, and all too true.

    Don Quixote: Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.

    Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.

    Don Quixote (falls down)


  2. Lounge   -   #2
    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Nov 2002
    Old, but good.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

  3. Lounge   -   #3
    Death of a Salesman
    By Arthur Miller
    Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

    Willy Loman: Everytime something bad happens, I go back in time to happier occasions.

    Biff Loman: I'm a bum.

    Willy Loman: Here I go again.


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