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    Chewie's Avatar Chew E. Bakke
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    Car Manufacturer Names

    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Asshole Undoubtedly Driving It

    BMW
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
    Barfed Up Icky Caramel Korn

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

    DODGE
    Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FERRARI
    For Every Rich, Retired And Raving Idiot

    FIAT
    Failed Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It All the Time
    Fix It Again Tonmorrow
    Found In A trashcan

    FORD
    First On Recall Day
    First On Rust & Deterioration
    Fix On Road Daily
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road, Dead
    Fault Of R&D
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    Features OJ & Ron's DNA
    Floods On Rainy Days
    Found In Roadside Daily
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    GM
    General Maintenance

    GMC
    Garage Man's Companion
    Got Mechanic Coming

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again
    Happy Owners Never Drive Another

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive.

    LOTUS
    Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    Nissan
    Never Instantly Starts, Sad And Noxious

    OLDSMOBILE
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    PINTO
    Put In Nickel To Operate

    Reno
    Reliability Ends Now Obviously

    SAAB
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    TVR
    Tequila, Vodka, Red-Bull

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless
    There isn't a bargepole long enough for me to work on [a Sony Viao] - clocker 2008

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Originally posted by Chewie UK@5 March 2004 - 23:36
    BMW
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster




    I know another one Pontiac
    Po' Ole' Nica Thinks Its A Caddilac

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    FORD

    Four Old Rusty Doors

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Here is another one
    KIA
    Killed In Action
    KissIn' Ass
    Knee is aching
    Keep It Away

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    OMG u forgot BMW - BLACK MANS WILLY its been around for ages !!!
    Coming Soon!

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    Originally posted by Limp_bizkit_uk@6 March 2004 - 23:32
    OMG u forgot BMW - BLACK MANS WILLY its been around for ages !!!
    BMW:
    Black Man's Wheels
    Big Money Waste
    Blonde Moronic Women (drivers)
    Bloody Maniac Woman
    There isn't a bargepole long enough for me to work on [a Sony Viao] - clocker 2008

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    Originally posted by Chewie UK+7 March 2004 - 00:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chewie UK @ 7 March 2004 - 00:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Limp_bizkit_uk@6 March 2004 - 23:32
    OMG u forgot BMW - BLACK MANS WILLY its been around for ages &#33;&#33;&#33;
    BMW:
    Black Man&#39;s Wheels
    Big Money Waste
    Blonde Moronic Women (drivers)
    Bloody Maniac Woman [/b][/quote]
    Yes...................................
    Coming Soon!

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    The bedford Rascal van- "Really A Suzuki Constructed At Luton"
    Apparently true

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    another BMW
    Black Mans Wife

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    GMC=Gay Mans Car

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