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    &#60;script>alert (&#39;Welcome to this site&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;hope you enjoy it.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;keep pushing ok to continue onto your surprise.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so, while were waiting, how are you?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;hope youre fine.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;im fine too, thanks for asking.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;but you didnt ask, did you?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you dont even care how i am, do you?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you think this page just created itself, dont you?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;little do you know, a real person made this page.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;someone with hopes, dreams, a life.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;but you dont care.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;youre such a rude person&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;since youre so rude, maybe i should toy with you for a while.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;becuase as long as these little boxes keep popping up, youre stuck.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;go ahead and try.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;stop doesnt work, does it?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;nothing works. your stuck&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;hahaha&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;what if this stuff keeps going on forever?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;alert after alert after alert....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;as far as you know, they do keep going.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so, i guess were stuck together for a while.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;while were waiting, why dont we have a talk.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you know, a heart to heart.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script language=JavaScript>&#60;&#33;--
    // Joey Kilaita, 1999. (joey@kilaita.com)
    // Contact above email for tech support.
    // Use this script freely as long as This header is included.
    var namePrompt = prompt("so, whats your name, anyways?","");
    // Between the quotes above you can put whatever text you want on the
    //prompt box.
    function dispname (namePrompt){
    alert(" nice to meet you, "+namePrompt+" thanks for coming to the site.");
    // Again, you can change the text to your liking but DO NOT change the
    // "+namePrompt+" text or the script will not work.
    }
    // --&#62;</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script language=JavaScript>&#60;&#33;--
    {dispname(namePrompt);}
    //--&#62;</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you have a weird name&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you must get teased a lot.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;what kind of person would name their kid your name?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;not my parents.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;maybe yours, but not mine.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;I mean, just look at your name&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;gosh, were they drunk or something?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;Just kidding, its not that bad.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;yeah yeah, i know what your thinking...&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;I have things to do&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;People to see&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;or is it the other way around? heh heh.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;But this is actually pretty fun.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;for me it is.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;Are you mad at me though?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;This is actually pretty irritating.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;But dont blame me.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;blame whoever sent you this link.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;theyre the ones who want you to go through this torture.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;this is torture, isnt it?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;I bet your finger is getting tired.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you have to keep clicking and clicking...&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;and clicking and clicking......&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;hope you dont get carpal tunnel syndrome.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;dont sue me if you do.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;ill just deny it.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you could just hit spacebar if you want.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;it works just the same.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so, what should we talk about now?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script language=JavaScript>&#60;&#33;--
    // Joey Kilaita, 1999. (joey@kilaita.com)
    // Contact above email for tech support.
    // Use this script freely as long as This header is included.
    var namePrompt = prompt("make a suggestion:","");
    // Between the quotes above you can put whatever text you want on the
    //prompt box.
    function dispname (namePrompt){
    alert(" "+namePrompt+"??&#33;&#33;&#33;???&#33; what a dumb thing to talk about&#33;");
    // Again, you can change the text to your liking but DO NOT change the
    // "+namePrompt+" text or the script will not work.
    }
    // --&#62;</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script language=JavaScript>&#60;&#33;--
    {dispname(namePrompt);}
    //--&#62;</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;are you stoned are something?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i mean wake up, ive heard of dumb things but jeez.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;no, just kidding, that wasnt THAT bad...&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;its just that its kind of a boring subject.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;soOoOo...&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i guess youre getting pretty tired.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;youve been here for a while.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so far, its been 65 alerts youve gone through.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;65&#33; can you believe it?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you know what my favorite number is?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;guess.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;nope, guess again.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;my favorite number is 150.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;dont you think thats a nice, big number?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;why dont we try to get up to that number?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;dont you think that would be fun?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;we could go alert after alert after alert....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;150&#33; that would be the coolest&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;then you could tell all your friends..&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i went to this fun page,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;and we had to get through 150 alerts to get in&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;but once i got in there,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;it was the coolest place in the world.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;because theres a surprise at the end, you know.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;a really, really, really cool surprise.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;cool cool cool.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;cool times a trillion.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;but to get there, you have to get through 150 alerts.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;should we try?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;lets try.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;this is number 89, by the way.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;90.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;91.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;92.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;93.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;94.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;95.....&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you know whats cool about this alert thing?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you have to listen to every thing i say.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;and you have to agree with it&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;because every time you push ok, you agree.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;like, if i say -you suck&#33;&#33;- you agree with me.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;because you pushed ok, you agreed&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you stink&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;agreed with that too, didnt you?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;haha, this is soooo fun&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;were on number 105, by the way.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;45 to go&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you know, if i were you..&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i would get really mad at whoever told me to go here.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i mean, they are totally wasting your time&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;but you know, now its your turn&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;to send this adress to people you know. &#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;now you can waste other peoples time&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;like i wasted yours.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so, just send this adress to your so called friends,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;and perpetuate this little torture device.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;this is alert #115, by the way.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you know what?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;im running out of things to say.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;maybe i should type one word at a time now.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;this&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;game&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;is&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;annoying&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;isnt&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;it?&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;by&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;the&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;way,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;this&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;alert&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;is&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;number&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;133&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so, seeing as how we only have 16 more alerts to go,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i guess i should start saying my goodbyes.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;its been a long hard trip for both of us,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;and i know its been an annoying one for you.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;you are probably getting really mad,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;maybe you are fuming with anger.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;i bet you are going crazy.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;but you know, theres a lesson to be learned of this.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;always ask how someone is&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;when you first meet them.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;it would be a better world for everyone&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;if we all were a little more civil.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;so, goodbye, sayonara and adios,&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;peace out my friend.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;and be proud&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;that you made it through 150 alerts.&#39</SCRIPT>
    &#60;script>alert (&#39;this is number 150, so i guess its my last one. i hope you had fun reading these, and i hope you pass this page along to your friends&#33; bye&#33;&#39</SCRIPT>


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    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think &quot;Ok, this is the limit&quot;.
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

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