Wtf? My Damn Cat...

[Falconetti]

I say, take a dump on the kitty next time u need to go. He`ll see how it feels.

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 03:18
The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he's a Sausage Dog...

OWNED!!!

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 March 2004 - 02:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 March 2004 - 02:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TARPD@8 March 2004 - 01:15
has anyone else got a retarded dog that buries bread?

The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he&#39;s a Sausage Dog... [/b][/quote]
we had a ferret that hung in my sisters nose. oh how we laughed. i mean rushed to help

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini+8 March 2004 - 01:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Evil Gemini @ 8 March 2004 - 01:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 03:18
The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he&#39;s a Sausage Dog...

OWNED&#33;&#33;&#33;

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You ever go to a hospital and have them laugh at you as you explain that a sausage dog bit you in the face...

[toco004]

Originally posted by Falconetti@8 March 2004 - 02:21
I say, take a dump on the kitty next time u need to go. He`ll see how it feels.

[Cheese]

**UPDATE**

Now the cat has broken into my bedroom and has made himself comfortable on my bed. When I tried to remove the little fecker he wouldn&#39;t let go of the covers with his claws...

Looks like I&#39;m sleeping on the sofa...

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Withcheese@9 March 2004 - 00:16
**UPDATE**

Now the cat has broken into my bedroom and has made himself comfortable on my bed. When I tried to remove the little fecker he wouldn&#39;t let go of the covers with his claws...

Looks like I&#39;m sleeping on the sofa...

run at it making a hissing sound

[RGX]

Big stick>small cat

=

WHAM&#33;

If it survives, it will have learnt its lesson, if not, you have a nice flat furry bedsheet

[j4y3m]

I got my face bit off a Yorkshire terrior... :&#39;(

[RGX]

Originally posted by stupidguy@9 March 2004 - 00:54
I got my face bit off a Yorkshire terrior... :&#39;(

What was your face doing on a yorkshire terrier?