Life Sucks Men Get It Too Easy

[bujub22]

Originally posted by BigBoo@11 March 2004 - 11:24
woohoo! the god arguement


i remember a class discussion aboot him/her. my teacher said he has all the bits of a man and a woman i shouted out "what a freak!"

[ghetto_gurl]

pervy teacher

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by Some Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman

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Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Stop complaining. Don't lose your virginity if you don't want. Get your ovaries removed if you don't want babies or periods. Get plastic surgery if you want to be a man. Learn to drive if you don't wanna be discriminated against.

And we come to the football one. Anyone noticed most major team's chairmen are male, and they provide most of the funding right?
Get your own bloody group of rich women and get them to start teams. You can't complain at a man because he works to be a millionaire, then wants a male football team. Go make your own team, scrounger.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh come on, everything is equal, you never felt anything like being kicked in the nuts

Women can make a man soooooooooooooo embarassed at any given moment
You have breasts (I'm working on mine )

And a gazillion other things to make your life easier

Stop moaning and become a nun

Jonno B)

[hooked]

Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+11 March 2004 - 15:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl @ 11 March 2004 - 15:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@11 March 2004 - 15:15
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i dont get the joke [/b][/quote]
it wasn&#39;t a joke &#33;

[ghetto_gurl]

i wasnt looking for an argument just prvving a point

[Busyman]

Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+11 March 2004 - 10:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl &#064; 11 March 2004 - 10:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>men get it too easy for the following reasons

1.it hurts when women loose there virginity i dosn&#39;t hurt men

2. women have periods very annoying PMT isnt good

3. its all good when men want kids but who has to go through emence pain the women

4.Discrimination women cant play world cup football sexist

5.Driving women are always classed has shit drivers which is not true

these are just a few admit this aint fair[/b]

1. Popping the hymen doesn&#39;t always hurt a women.

2. There is birth control that can reduce your number of periods DRASTICALLY&#33;&#33;&#33;

3. Then don&#39;t have any.

4. Get a woman or group of women to fund a team. It doesn&#39;t seem like they are interested.

5. As far as ability, women are shit drivers. You have bad tracking when making turns and slower reaction time. Men are shit drivers as far as driving too fast on a whole.

<!--QuoteBegin-Some woman
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend&#39;s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We&#39;ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. Those are just dorks&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don&#39;t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Again, dorks&#33;&#33;&#33;
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we&#39;re gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE&#39;RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It&#39;s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don&#39;t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we&#39;re dumb, some people will find it cute. ...enough to fuck, sure
21. We don&#39;t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. HUH&#33;&#33;
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. Again&nbsp;
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we&#39;re aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won&#39;t think we&#39;re weird if we ask whether there&#39;s spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We&#39;ll never regret piercing our ears. I don&#39;t get that one.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.[/quote]

The others some pretty much on point.

[BigBoo]

isnt 28 an arguement for men? cos we dont judge by peoples shoes

[ghetto_gurl]

B) B) B) CHILL OUT

[Busyman]

Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@11 March 2004 - 12:17
B) B) B) CHILL OUT

ghetto gurl where are you from?