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    Difference between Boyz nD GirLs in Using ATM Machinez...
    Enjoy !!


    Boys:

    1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
    2. Insert card
    3. Dial code and desired amount
    4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

    Girls:
    1. Drive to the bank
    2. Engine stalled
    3. Check make-up in the mirror
    4. Apply perfume
    5. Manually check haircut
    6. Park the car - failure
    7. Park the car - failure
    8. Park the car - Success
    9. Search for the card in the handbag
    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
    12. Look for bank card.
    13. Insert Card
    14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
    15. Enter code
    16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
    17. #Cancel#
    18. Re-enter code
    19. #Cancel#
    20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
    21. Enter desired amount
    22. #Error#
    23. Enter bigger amount
    24. #Error#
    25. Enter maximum amount
    26. Cross fingers
    27. Take cash
    28. Go back to the car
    29. Check make up in rear mirror
    30. Look for keys in handbag
    31. Start car
    32. Drive 50 meters
    33. STOP
    34. Drive back to bank machine
    35. Go out of the car
    36. Take card and ticket back from machine
    37. Go back to the car
    38. Throw card on passenger seat
    39. Throw slip on the floor
    40. Check make up in rear mirror
    41. Manually check haircut
    42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
    43. BRAKE
    44. Go into roundabout - right way
    45. Drive 5 kilometers
    46. Remove hand brake
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.


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    Originally posted by bawa@Klite_user@12 March 2004 - 09:50
    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
    12. Look for bank card.
    LOL

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    45. Drive 5 kilometers
    46. Remove hand brake
    this was funniest part for me.


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    that was funny lol

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    Originally posted by bawa@Klite_user@12 March 2004 - 10:50
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.
    As usual it's OUR fault

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    Originally posted by Autumn Fox+16 March 2004 - 16:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Autumn Fox @ 16 March 2004 - 16:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bawa@Klite_user@12 March 2004 - 10:50
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.
    As usual it&#39;s OUR fault [/b][/quote]
    i know, wtf?

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    Originally posted by cpt_azad+18 March 2004 - 10:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cpt_azad @ 18 March 2004 - 10:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Autumn Fox@16 March 2004 - 16:27
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    @12 March 2004 - 10:50
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

    As usual it&#39;s OUR fault
    i know, wtf? [/b][/quote]
    Simple, they just can&#39;t admit that they are at fault. Aww, who cares as long as they fu*k us i ani&#39;t complaining =)

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    Originally posted by bawa@Klite_user@12 March 2004 - 03:50
    Difference between Boyz nD GirLs in Using ATM Machinez...
    Enjoy &#33;&#33;


    Boys:

    1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
    2. Insert card
    3. Dial code and desired amount
    4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

    Girls:
    1. Drive to the bank
    2. Engine stalled
    3. Check make-up in the mirror
    4. Apply perfume
    5. Manually check haircut
    6. Park the car - failure
    7. Park the car - failure
    8. Park the car - Success
    9. Search for the card in the handbag
    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
    12. Look for bank card.
    13. Insert Card
    14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
    15. Enter code
    16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
    17. #Cancel#
    18. Re-enter code
    19. #Cancel#
    20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
    21. Enter desired amount
    22. #Error#
    23. Enter bigger amount
    24. #Error#
    25. Enter maximum amount
    26. Cross fingers
    27. Take cash
    28. Go back to the car
    29. Check make up in rear mirror
    30. Look for keys in handbag
    31. Start car
    32. Drive 50 meters
    33. STOP
    34. Drive back to bank machine
    35. Go out of the car
    36. Take card and ticket back from machine
    37. Go back to the car
    38. Throw card on passenger seat
    39. Throw slip on the floor
    40. Check make up in rear mirror
    41. Manually check haircut
    42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
    43. BRAKE
    44. Go into roundabout - right way
    45. Drive 5 kilometers
    46. Remove hand brake
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.
    thats so true its sad.

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    so far no girl replied


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    nice one

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