A Tribute To Funky Capricorn

[WeeMouse]

* A tribute to the prince of all Postwhores *
* To be sung to the tune of The Rembrandts' I'll Be There For You (the theme from Friends) *
* Original concept by WeeMouse *
* Words and smilies by WeeMouse and Lamsey *
* Typing, making the lines scan and sore fingers by Lamsey *
* With thanks to The Rembrandts for the (fantastic) original song *


So no-one thought the board
was gonna be this way... /clap clap clap clap
The amount of spam just keeps
increasing every day !

It's all the fault of FuNkY CaPrIcOrN -
'Cos he needs something to do while he is
Downloading his porn... so


He will spam the board,
When the Mods are all gone,
He will spam the board,
Until the Mods all log on,
He will spam the board,
So won't you spam the board too? B)


We're still in bed at ten ,
But he's been up since 8...
He's made 2,000 posts,
But hey - he's still our mate!

It's like he never seems to go to sleep...
And when the mods see all the spam posts it just
makes them all want to weep :'( ,


He has spammed the board,
So many times it's not true,
He has spammed the board,
About going to the loo,
He has spammed the board,
Won't you please spam the board too? B)


No one could post so much spam,
No-one could talk so much crap,
Sometimes it seems like he's the only one who ever posts here,

It's like he don't give a damn,
About Hosts files or KaZaP,
Even at his best he's a postwhore! B)


/guitar break


Seems like he's never far away from here,
We'll have to lure him away with six-packs
of Colt '45 beer... :beerchug:


He still spams the board,
But we all think that he's great,
He still spams the board,
Right from the morning 'till late,
He still spams the board,
Won't you still spam the board too? B)

He still spams the board,
It seems like that is our fate,
He still spams the board,
But hey - who cares - he's our mate,
He still spams the board,
And we'll all spam the board too.

[Buffalo]

Gr8!!!

[Curley]

Just about sums him up!

[Buffalo]

O FuNkY you are so Cool,
You're posts are like a good game of Pool,
O FuNkY, O why the picture of that Ram,
Is it because you like Spam.

[jay973]

Very good lyrics!!

[The Knife Thrower]

Praise to Funky Capricorn.

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[Buffalo]

[Buffalo]

[WeeMouse]

Do you think Celebs_Are_Us is hinting for his own Spammer song?

[Buffalo]