Having looked at this photograph from the haircut poll and after extensive forensic analysis, it now seems that Jonno is a monobrow who shaves to give the impression of being a normal person.
I think that Jonno, an all round good egg, should come out of the closet and admit to his affliction. We all love you mate, it will not be held against you. Nobody held your unfeasibly small penis against you, did they.
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