We got a banana and a wooden dildo![]()
I never got a cucumber.Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 March 2004 - 20:27
There you go, these young people need to be taught, they don't teach you technique at school, they just give you a condom and a cucumber
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Maybe i was just to high to notice.![]()
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Wiz.
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo![]()
Why?
We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me![]()
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Jonno B)
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My uni pals must not have been too experienced either then, they ended up putting their condoms in the hood of my top![]()
On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.
- Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo![]()
Why?
We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me![]()
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Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I'm not suprised he didn't let you, student teacher relations are outlawed.![]()
Wiz.
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo![]()
Why?
We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me![]()
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Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Well. to teach us how to put on a condom. Mind you, they were about 3 years too late![]()
It was completely ridiculous, they didn't want to do it at school because it was a very strict catholic school, so they sent us to something called 'contemplation camp'
2 days in some sort of abbey with a weird hippy woman teaching us about sex, masturbation and self hypnosis. We were 17-18 at the time.
That self hypnosis thing was good though, I still use that every now and then
My sex teacher was a womanOriginally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 20:35
I'm not suprised he didn't let you, student teacher relations are outlawed.![]()
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@Swkeeks........Why did you have a banana AND a wooden dildo?........Prepare you for any size man?![]()
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Jonno B)
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No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out![]()
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess![]()
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why waste condoms, just use a crisp packet. except salt and vinegar burn the napper.Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out![]()
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess![]()
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Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out![]()
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess![]()
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And they wonder why we experiment
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Jonno B)
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