Should I Dump My Girlfriend?

**Cheese** · 03-15-2004, 06:45 PM

As some of you may know I sent my girlfriend to the shops about two years ago and she has yet to return with my beer and cigarettes. I feel it maybe time to move on and seek out new relationships.

Does anyone have any advice on this? How do I go about chucking a girl who seems to have completely disappeared? And will I ever see the beer or cigarettes?

**Wizard_Mon1** · 03-15-2004, 06:50 PM

You can get tesco to deliver for only a fiver... that solves the problem.

**Cheese** · 03-15-2004, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@15 March 2004 - 17:50
You can get tesco to deliver for only a fiver... that solves the problem.

Do they offer any other "services"?

**Wizard_Mon1** · 03-15-2004, 06:52 PM

Insurance. Life and car. Bargain.

**Cheese** · 03-15-2004, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@15 March 2004 - 17:52
Insurance. Life and car. Bargain.

Car insurance and Life insurance? That's just crazy talk, don't talk crazy you crazy guy.

**bujub22** · 03-15-2004, 07:03 PM

**Wizard_Mon1** · 03-15-2004, 07:05 PM

**j2k4** · 03-15-2004, 07:06 PM

Hmmmmmm.

She says, "You can stop waiting; the beer and cigs are long gone, and I have fallen for the organ-grinder's monkey; I shant be back anytime soon."