Really Super Boost All Your Connections!

[Rocktron]

You need to prepare the following things first:

1) Tape (The sticky Kind)
2) A working Printer (Colour or Black/White)
3) Just a basic C++ program
4) Patients
5) Stamina
6) Strong Coffee


Okay here it go's..

Type all of this in your C++ program now!!



#include <unistd.h>
#include <fcntl.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <sys/ioctl.h>
#include <scsi/sg.h> /* take care: fetches glibc&#39;s /usr/include/scsi/sg.h */

/* This is a simple program executing a SCSI INQUIRY command using the
sg_io_hdr interface of the SCSI generic (sg) driver.

* Copyright © 2003 B. Screwed
* This program is free software. Version 1.02 Build 9 Alfa Beta Omega (20020226)
*/

#define INQ_REPLY_LEN 96
#define INQ_CMD_CODE 0x12
#define INQ_CMD_LEN 6

int main(int argc, char * argv[])
{
int sg_fd, k;
unsigned char inqCmdBlk[INQ_CMD_LEN] =
{INQ_CMD_CODE, 0, 0, 0, INQ_REPLY_LEN, 0};
/* This is a "standard" SCSI INQUIRY command. It is standard because the
* CMDDT and EVPD bits (in the second byte) are zero. All SCSI targets
* should respond promptly to a standard INQUIRY */
unsigned char inqBuff[INQ_REPLY_LEN];
unsigned char sense_buffer[32];
sg_io_hdr_t io_hdr;

if (2 &#33;= argc) {
printf("Usage: &#39;sg_simple0 <sg_device>&#39;&#092;n");
return 1;
}
if ((sg_fd = open(argv[1], O_RDONLY)) < 0) {
/* Note that most SCSI commands require the O_RDWR flag to be set */
perror("error opening given file name");
return 1;
}
/* It is prudent to check we have a sg device by trying an ioctl */
if ((ioctl(sg_fd, SG_GET_VERSION_NUM, &k) < 0) || (k < 30000)) {
printf("%s is not an sg device, or old sg driver&#092;n", argv[1]);
return 1;
}
/* Prepare INQUIRY command */
memset(&io_hdr, 0, sizeof(sg_io_hdr_t));
io_hdr.interface_id = &#39;S&#39;;
io_hdr.cmd_len = sizeof(inqCmdBlk);
/* io_hdr.iovec_count = 0; */ /* memset takes care of this */
io_hdr.mx_sb_len = sizeof(sense_buffer);
io_hdr.dxfer_direction = SG_DXFER_FROM_DEV;
io_hdr.dxfer_len = INQ_REPLY_LEN;
io_hdr.dxferp = inqBuff;
io_hdr.cmdp = inqCmdBlk;
io_hdr.sbp = sense_buffer;
io_hdr.timeout = 20000; /* 20000 millisecs == 20 seconds */
/* io_hdr.flags = 0; */ /* take defaults: indirect IO, etc */
/* io_hdr.pack_id = 0; */
/* io_hdr.usr_ptr = NULL; */

if (ioctl(sg_fd, SG_IO, &io_hdr) < 0) {
perror("sg_simple0: Inquiry SG_IO ioctl error");
return 1;
}

/* now for the error processing */
if ((io_hdr.info & SG_INFO_OK_MASK) &#33;= SG_INFO_OK) {
if (io_hdr.sb_len_wr > 0) {
printf("INQUIRY sense data: ");
for (k = 0; k < io_hdr.sb_len_wr; ++k) {
if ((k > 0) && (0 == (k % 10)))
printf("&#092;n ");
printf("0x%02x ", sense_buffer[k]);
}
printf("&#092;n");
}
if (io_hdr.masked_status)
printf("INQUIRY SCSI status=0x%x&#092;n", io_hdr.status);
if (io_hdr.host_status)
printf("INQUIRY host_status=0x%x&#092;n", io_hdr.host_status);
if (io_hdr.driver_status)
printf("INQUIRY driver_status=0x%x&#092;n", io_hdr.driver_status);
}
else { /* assume INQUIRY response is present */
char * p = (char *)inqBuff;
printf("Some of the INQUIRY command&#39;s response:&#092;n");
printf(" %.8s %.16s %.4s&#092;n", p + 8, p + 16, p + 32);
printf("INQUIRY duration=%u millisecs, resid=%d&#092;n",
io_hdr.duration, io_hdr.resid);
}
close(sg_fd);
return 0;
}


If you did all of this correctly your printer starts running.... wait for it... wait.. There it is&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

The paper Say&#39;s:

YES&#33;&#33; I am now a Super Booster of any speed you like&#33;&#33;&#33; Stick me firmly to your Cable/Adsl Modem sit back and enjoy&#33;&#33;

It&#39;s all in the Mind&#33;&#33;
If you really want to boost up your connection speed.., just pay more for it&#33;

Good Luck&#33;

[jetje]

It&#39;s really funny.... but belongs in the lounge so sorry

[Linkton]

I did everything you told me to do, and I still get really bad download speeds. Does the paper need to be a certain type?



JUUUUSSST Kiddin....

[kAb]

Originally posted by Linkton@9 March 2003 - 01:16
I did everything you told me to do, and I still get really bad download speeds. Does the paper need to be a certain type?



&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; JUUUUSSST Kiddin....

lol

1) Tape (The sticky Kind)

thanks for clarifying this part&#33; i was a little confused&#33;

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by jetje@9 March 2003 - 01:16
It&#39;s really funny....&nbsp; &nbsp; but belongs in the lounge so sorry&nbsp;

I know jetje, but i couldn&#39;t help myself&#33; B)

I&#39;m sick of all these Connection Booster tips and stuff&#33; I had to do this.. sorry&#33; (Took some thinkin&#33
But but it&#39;s a tip.. right?

[jetje]

aaah you right move you back to filesharing, hope we don&#39;t get serious spamming though. but shit it&#39;s funny

[Yanks0826]

Damn, for you to think up this &#036;hit and post it, your life must be pretty boring.

But hey, it was funny though.

[Rocktron]

Thanks jetje for moving me back&#33;


There must be a GOD........

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by Yanks0826@9 March 2003 - 01:35
Damn, for you to think up this &#036;hit and post it, your life must be pretty boring.

But hey, it was funny though.

Yes your right Yanks0826...

I have the flu for over a week now&#33; And i&#39;m bored to death... it&#39;s almost gone now&#33;

[Chilly]

Im just glad i read the hole post before i tried it

I would of been pi&#036;&#036;ed

Good Post