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    so do you know any?

    "That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch."

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    lee551's Avatar no soup for you! BT Rep: +5
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    "No soup for you!" - the soup nazi

    " Kramer: Well, i've had it with these jack booted thugs!

    Jerry: Pottery barn?

    Kramer: I got 3 Pottery Barn catalogues in 1 day, that makes 8 this month.

    Jerry: Why dont you just throw 'em out?

    Kramer: Oh no, i've been savin' 'em up here in your apartment and now, its payback time! Pottery Barn is in for a world of hurt! "


    seinfeld rules. B)

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    "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

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    :music1: "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messssaggge at the beep. I must be out or i'd pick up the phone...wheeeeere could i beeeeee? Believe it or not i'mmm nooot hoooommme..." :music1:

    George's answering machine


    GO LEAFS GO!!!!!

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    classic seinfeld:

    "NEWMAN!"


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    i keep watching him, it's like a spider in a toilet. Even though you know he's not going to make it u still kinda root for him. - jerry
    then you flush - elaine
    yeah.

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    FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

    KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

    FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

    KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

    FRANK: She was.

    this was a funny episode


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    question to Jerry...(I forget who sez it)

    how do you know when you're going to have sex?

    Jerry, "when the nipple makes an appearance"

    so true, so true...

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