Seinfeld Quotes

[seiya_33]

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so do you know any?

"That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch."

cosmo kramer
the red dot

[lee551]

"No soup for you!" - the soup nazi

" Kramer: Well, i've had it with these jack booted thugs!

Jerry: Pottery barn?

Kramer: I got 3 Pottery Barn catalogues in 1 day, that makes 8 this month.

Jerry: Why dont you just throw 'em out?

Kramer: Oh no, i've been savin' 'em up here in your apartment and now, its payback time! Pottery Barn is in for a world of hurt! "


seinfeld rules. B)

[Nightwolf]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

[Blade025]

:music1: "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messssaggge at the beep. I must be out or i'd pick up the phone...wheeeeere could i beeeeee? Believe it or not i'mmm nooot hoooommme..." :music1:

George's answering machine

[quiksilver_aus]

classic seinfeld:

"NEWMAN!"

[bkdvnyc]

i keep watching him, it's like a spider in a toilet. Even though you know he's not going to make it u still kinda root for him. - jerry
then you flush - elaine

[seiya_33]

FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

FRANK: She was.

this was a funny episode

[harrycary]

question to Jerry...(I forget who sez it)

how do you know when you're going to have sex?

Jerry, "when the nipple makes an appearance"

so true, so true...