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    Man's longstanding condition draws a crowd in hospital

    A man has become a tourist attraction in the Dominican Republic after admitting himself to hospital with an erection that had lasted six days.

    Staff at Jose Maria Cabral and Baez hospital in Villa Gonzalez said nurses, doctors and members of the public had turned up to glimpse his predicament for themselves.

    Terra reports that unfortunate Igancio Cabrera, 25, was told by doctors that urgent surgery was required because untreated the condition could have left him impotent.

    The hospital's director told the paper that since Mr Cabrera denied taking sexual stimulants, he could be suffering from a rare form of anaemia that can give men erections for long periods of time.
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    I thought that the new Scottish parliament building was the longest erection in history.

    I also understood that Priapism was a common affliction in the younger male of the species. I found that nurses(in uniform) rather than doctors were more successful in curing it.
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    i think every old dude wants this problem that he has?? before they die

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    Originally posted by bujub22@16 March 2004 - 12:06
    i think every old dude wants this problem that he has?? before they die
    Are you trying to take the rise out of me Joob Joob. Sorry I forgot. it is only young fellas that you take the rise out of.
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    Originally posted by bigboab+16 March 2004 - 08:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 16 March 2004 - 08:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@16 March 2004 - 12:06
    i think every old dude wants this problem that he has?? before they die
    Are you trying to take the rise out of me Joob Joob. Sorry I forgot. it is only young fellas that you take the rise out of. [/b][/quote]
    down boy these cheeks are off limits

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    Originally posted by bujub22@16 March 2004 - 12:50
    down boy these cheeks are off limits
    Yes&#33; and you have some bloody cheek.
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    Originally posted by I.am@16 March 2004 - 08:58

    Terra reports that unfortunate Igancio Cabrera, 25, was told by doctors that urgent surgery was required because untreated the condition could have left him impotent.

    So what would he have done then?.......Personally I would have bought a very flashy suit and some shiny shoes and sunglasses

    If I was gonna be impotent, then dammit I&#39;m gonna look impotent B)

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    You know that has to suck...
    I remember how much of a problem that was for me in high school
    Embarrassing..
    Wonder if hes got a binder around..

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    Originally posted by Canti@16 March 2004 - 16:17
    You know that has to suck...
    I remember how much of a problem that was for me in high school
    Embarrassing..
    Wonder if hes got a binder around..
    yep that is troubleing, it sometimes stays even if you&#39;re not arroused, damm viagra

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    Don&#39;t even get me started on Viagra, the only time I used it, I read the directions wrongly, with drastic consequences. It said "Take 30 minutes before sex", but I read it as "Take 30, minutes before sex"

    (p.s. downright plagiarism employed above )
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    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

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