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    I have been badly disfigured in a burning string cheese accident. No one loves me, and I am so impossibly ugly that no woman will have sex with me (Some men have offered though thank you, but no.)

    I really need a whore so I am saving up my munny. I have recently discovered though that i am sadly a bit short. My whore of preference, Lavender says she cannot do me unless I have all her money up front.

    I currently have this much
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    And my brother Missy E-Mailed me these yesterday...
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    Please help me, and send me as many coins as you can because sadly, I do not have enough money to have Lavender teabag me.

    Thanks in advance...

    There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
    And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

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    Shes going to teabag you wtf, are you sure she isn't one of the men that offered dressing up to trick you? :helpsmile:
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    4 views and no one has posted any change yet....

    Are you cheapskates or what?

    Help a guy out for poop sakes....

    There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
    And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

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    Your brother is called Missy?

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    Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@16 March 2004 - 17:48
    Shes going to teabag you wtf, are you sure she isn't one of the men that offered dressing up to trick you? :helpsmile:
    Well no, im sot sure... But she has big Bizzooobz....

    I will check for dick as soon as I have enough change.

    There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
    And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

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    Originally posted by danb@16 March 2004 - 17:49
    Your brother is called Missy?
    Actually its Melissa... I just call him Missy

    There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
    And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

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    I'll contribute but you have to tell me what country you are from so that I can send you the correct currency. I don't think that hookers do currency exchanges.

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    Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@16 March 2004 - 13:02
    I'll contribute but you have to tell me what country you are from so that I can send you the correct currency. I don't think that hookers do currency exchanges.
    No, thats why I like Lavender she (or possibly he until I can check) keeps current with exchange rates. Just make sure you send me something high, like maybe pounds or euros, not like that shit Venezuelan stuff.

    P.S. Im sorry if you're venezuelan

    There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
    And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

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