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    What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this

    Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"

    funniest quote:

    Milhouse:"This is just like speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!"
    Homer: "Hello operator!!! give me the number for 911!"


    and thats all i can remember but i want to know your favourite stuff.....


    GO LEAFS GO!!!!!

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    Marge[to Homer]: Have you noticed anything different about bart recently?

    Homer:New Glasses?

    Marge: Bart doesn't wear glasses! No, I mean he looks really sad lately.

    Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

    Classic.

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    I love the homer talking to his brain bits, dunno why but they crack me up, I found a website dedicated to it...


    Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?
    Lisa : Well, don't push her. Remember, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
    Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
    Homer: Takes one to know one.
    Brain: Swish!



    Homer searches under the couch for a peanut.

    Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy!
    Eww, slimy.
    Arrgh, moving!
    Ah-ha!
    [remorsefully] Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
    Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain
    Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.



    Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
    But I sent you Ben Gay.
    Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
    And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh.
    Lisa : Dad, why are you singing?
    Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie.
    Homer: Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical.
    It's not much, but it's a start.
    Brain: Bravo. [sarcastic clapping]

    (i especially like that one )


    Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip



    Flanders: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
    How long have you been here?
    Homer : Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
    Flanders: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise --
    [shows Homer a card] season pass! It pays for itself after the
    sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference
    between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a
    little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella',
    you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're
    in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda
    tricky here...
    Brain : Urrgh, you can stay, but I'm leaving.
    [brain floats out of homer's head]
    Flanders: ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of
    course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
    [Homer collapses]

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    Episode 0615 - Homie The Clown (my all time favourite and one of 2 I don't have )
    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.

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    The funniest song, or at least most bizarre is when Bart imagined something like Bart's Space Party or something - i wish it appeared on TV right now....

    A funny Homer moment: in Japan sumo wrestling - "all hail clobbersaurus"

    Funniest quote:
    MARGE: I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power
    HOMER: You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's
    The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants

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    hommer: there's the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way!
    bart: isnt that the same as the wrong way?
    hommer: yeah! but a lot quicker!

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    lol I remember a episode not quite sure of the quote exactly

    Homer is in teh quicksand

    thats OK Ill just use my arms to get my leg out

    Homer sinks further)

    thats OK ill just use my mouth to get my arms out"

    Homer sinks completely

    Home

    "If theres something you can't do it's not with trying to do"

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    Originally posted by Blade025@17 March 2004 - 20:09
    What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this

    Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"

    funniest quote:

    Milhouse:"This is just like speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!"
    Homer: "Hello operator!!! give me the number for 911!"


    and thats all i can remember but i want to know your favourite stuff.....
    funniest quote: (by Moe) "That fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some hardball."

    funniest song: (by Bart) "Do the Bartman"

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    Funniest Lines: Anything from Professor Frink or Ralph Wiggum

    Funniest Song: Theme from "The Tomfoolery of Professor Frink"


    Listen here...

    http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds.html

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    lmao i love this part when Homer buys bart a new home-made bike kit and after he builds it and bart rides it breaks and he falls, homer comes in

    Homer: QUICK BART USE THIS HOME-MADE MED KIT I MADE!
    Homer: ITS SPRING LOADED FOR QUICK ACCESS
    *2 Shots and other medical items stab in to homer*
    Homer: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


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