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    Planet Earth
    20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

    1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
    2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
    3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
    4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
    6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
    7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
    8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
    9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
    10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
    11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
    12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
    13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
    14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
    15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
    16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
    17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
    18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
    19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
    20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat
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    mens toilet etiquette test

    It's an exe file but safe to open.....test your knowledge on how to behave in a mens public toilet

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

    Nice one.


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