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    I included this joke in funstuff but it seems 2 me that evryone's coming here, so here's the joke:20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

    1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
    2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
    3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
    4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
    6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
    7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
    8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
    9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
    10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
    11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
    12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
    13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
    14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
    15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
    16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
    17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
    18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
    19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
    20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat
    The most addicktive music in the world is...William hung's!! Nah jk he can just suck my hotdog.

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    And I am going to say it again.Sorry if you did not hear me or somebody else say this.

    Just because the Lounge is the most Popular spot does not mean certain Threads should go here.Keep them in the right section please.

    I have done this also by mistake.Just earlier I put a Thread in here about Charlie Daniels and should of been put in MusicWorld, thankfully it was.

    Keep the Jokes in the funny section in the futue please.


    Or tell FC to kiss your ASS!

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    Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@27 March 2004 - 04:41
    And I am going to say it again.Sorry if you did not hear me or somebody else say this.

    Just because the Lounge is the most Popular spot does not mean certain Threads should go here.Keep them in the right section please.

    Now I made a mistake earlier and put a Thread in here about Charlie Daniels and should of been put in MusicWorld and thankfully it was.


    Do as I say, not as I do

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    Who looks at the funny section?
    Is more fun than the lounge?

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    Like I said.


    Tell FC to kiss your ASS!

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    But the original post was unfunny, so they'd move it from Funny Stuff.

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