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    As this seems to be the topic this weekend I have found us a COnspiracy Theory Generator. Please post your theories here, then maybe we will learn the truth at last.

    Conspiracy Theory Generator.

    What They Don't Want You to Know
    In order to understand the board you need to realize that everything is controlled by a admin made up of GEP lovers with help from Musicworld.
    The conspiracy first started during making posts count in lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Billy Dean being banned.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spamming.

    They want to flame non-lounge posters and imprison resisters in Linuxworld using goats.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must stop posting. Since the media is controlled by danb we should get our information from Spider_dude.

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    What They Don't Want You to Know
    In order to understand i am a king you need to realize that everything is controlled by a dogs made up of one armed bandits with help from Iraqies.
    The conspiracy first started during Paris hilton porno thread in Washington DC. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World war 2.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by eating fists.

    They want to nailing someones head to the wall Osama Bin Laden and imprison resisters in To see busted using driving.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must suckking off peoples mum. Since the media is controlled by Lib Dems we should get our information from Geogre Bush.
    They can be identified by eating fists.
    controlled by a dogs made up of one armed bandits with help from Iraqies
    The conspiracy first started during Paris hilton porno thread in Washington DC.


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    Old, but still funny.

    In order to understand Withcheese you need to realize that everything is controlled by a spider people made up of walkie talkie guys with help from John Dole.
    The conspiracy first started during the Magna Carta in England. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including John Kennedy's Assassination.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by innapropriate sexual positions.

    They want to sex Superman and imprison resisters in Netto using Male Escort Services.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must be aroused. Since the media is controlled by Barbara Baines we should get our information from Margaret Thatcher.

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    Originally posted by Mad Cat@28 March 2004 - 13:01
    Margaret Thatcher.
    isn't she dead yet?


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    Originally posted by peerzyboy+28 March 2004 - 13:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (peerzyboy @ 28 March 2004 - 13:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Cat@28 March 2004 - 13:01
    Margaret Thatcher.
    isn&#39;t she dead yet? [/b][/quote]
    I hear she lives with the mole people now.

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    What They Don&#39;t Want You to Know
    In order to understand porn you need to realize that everything is controlled by a hookers made up of assclowns with help from kkk.
    The conspiracy first started during ww2 in bang kok. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 911.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by masterbaiting.

    They want to bitch smack bin ladin and imprison resisters in hell using a fish.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must commit suicide. Since the media is controlled by dunno we should get our information from a bong.

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    I&#39;m sure I can top you all

    In order to understand FileSharingTalk you need to realize that everything is controlled by a unconfirmed cell of conspirers, made up of a member called Illuminati and the rest of the last few sane members with help from the FST moderators.

    The conspiracy first started during the disappearance of regulars in the lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the credit of who wrote Kazaa Lite.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by mature talk, discussions in the World News & Events board and interlectual grillings of 12-year old spammers.

    They want to eliminate the GEPpers and imprison resisters in the ES5 forums using bannings, redirects and a large supply of Super Glue-branded Anal Lube.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must start another ketchup war. Since the media is controlled by Jonno & WeeMouse we should get our information from J&#39;Pol.


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    Originally posted by Illuminati@28 March 2004 - 12:32
    I&#39;m sure I can top you all

    In order to understand FileSharingTalk you need to realize that everything is controlled by a unconfirmed cell of conspirers, made up of a member called Illuminati and the rest of the last few sane members with help from the FST moderators.

    The conspiracy first started during the disappearance of regulars in the lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the credit of who wrote Kazaa Lite.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by mature talk, discussions in the World News & Events board and interlectual grillings of 12-year old spammers.

    They want to eliminate the GEPpers and imprison resisters in the ES5 forums using bannings, redirects and a large supply of Super Glue-branded Anal Lube.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must start another ketchup war. Since the media is controlled by Jonno & WeeMouse we should get our information from J&#39;Pol.
    A conspiracy theory by a member called Illuminati?

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    Stop this nonsense&#33;&#33;&#33;

    BigBoab is the one.

    Bow. Now&#33;&#33;&#33;



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    What They Don&#39;t Want You to Know
    In order to understand Spamming you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Mods & admin made up of Geppers with help from Eskimos.
    The conspiracy first started during Iron Age in Plymouth. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle Of Hastings.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by body odour.

    They want to bitch slap Internet.News and imprison resisters in Talk Club using Horses.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must Execute. Since the media is controlled by Sam4 we should get our information from John Major.




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