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    I have just entered my last day as a non old age pensioner. I refuse to go any further. I am going to throw myself off the building now. OK so the top step is only 18" above the ground. But that is a lot for somebody my age.
    Is there no going back?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    My boss' dad still works in my boss' shop every day, and he's 74. You, sir, are a slacker

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    Originally posted by bigboab@31 March 2004 - 01:05
    I have just entered my last day as a non old age pensioner.   I refuse to go any further. I am going to throw myself off the building now. OK so the top step is only 18" above the ground. But that is a lot for somebody my age.  
    Is there no going back?
    You have my every sympathy. As of tomorrow Her Britannic Majesty's Government will transfer money to you on a regular basis, with little or no effort on your part.

    One wonder how you will cope with this tragic scenario.

    Enjoy old bean.

    Live long in Possil.

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    Originally posted by Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 00:07
    My boss' dad still works in my boss' shop every day, and he's 74. You, sir, are a slacker
    The last part was correct Liam. The ER part.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Originally posted by Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 01:07
    My boss' dad still works in my boss' shop every day, and he's 74. You, sir, are a slacker
    FFS if your boss is 74 what age is said dad ?

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    Originally posted by bigboab@30 March 2004 - 19:05
    I have just entered my last day as a non old age pensioner. I refuse to go any further. I am going to throw myself off the building now. OK so the top step is only 18" above the ground. But that is a lot for somebody my age.
    Is there no going back?
    Screw that idea man...
    You paid, now you get to play!
    I say you collect that cash you got comin, and blow it on booze, dope, and scandalous women...
    Don't worry.. I won't tell

    HOWEVER

    Here in good old Toronto, Ontario it looks as though pension will be gone by the time I qualify to collect it...
    This makes me wonder WHY THE HELL AM I PAYING INTO IT?
    Apparently all people who are paying into the Canada Pension Plan at present are financing the payouts AT PRESENT.
    I need a good stiff belt of something with an ungodly alcohol content....
    Actually Im lying..
    I dont drink much...
    I'll take a foot long weed hoagie instead....

    Cheers though Boab, you earned it!

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    Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+30 March 2004 - 23:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 30 March 2004 - 23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 01:07
    My boss&#39; dad still works in my boss&#39; shop every day, and he&#39;s 74. You, sir, are a slacker
    FFS if your boss is 74 what age is said dad ? [/b][/quote]
    About 20 million.

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    I&#39;d say another Rubicon is in order, BB.

    Adventure awaits&#33;
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    It&#39;s ok bb, if you move to Prestwick I&#39;ll come round every now and then to entertain you *



































    *playing scrabble or something I mean&#33;

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    Originally posted by Skweeky@31 March 2004 - 10:52
    It&#39;s ok bb, if you move to Prestwick I&#39;ll come round every now and then to entertain you *



































    *playing scrabble or something I mean&#33;
    Thank you very much Squeeky. I was nearly lost for words there. But I will find them in time.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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