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    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
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    A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a
    masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in
    the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to
    leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

    All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the
    room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a
    wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother
    tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in
    tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again
    the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16
    years ago.

    A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay,"
    says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a
    bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I
    shot the dog!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Hahaha

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    ive heard this joke many times, but what i dont get is why was he jerking near the dog ?

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