If Zombies Take Over The World

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 April 2004 - 23:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 April 2004 - 23:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:10
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@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains

what are u on


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN

Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle. [/b][/quote]
like zombies are gonna take over the world

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Azzz+7 April 2004 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 7 April 2004 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Withcheese@7 April 2004 - 23:19

Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:10
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@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains

what are u on


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN

Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle.

like zombies are gonna take over the world




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Why would they make so many films about it if it wasn&#39;t going to happen one day, eh?

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 April 2004 - 23:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 April 2004 - 23:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:21

Originally posted by Withcheese@7 April 2004 - 23:19

Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:10
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@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains

what are u on


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN

Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle.

like zombies are gonna take over the world

Why would they make so many films about it if it wasn&#39;t going to happen one day, eh? [/b][/quote]
oh my god, im starting plans on an underground bunker now&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

stockin up on the AK&#39;s

[Smith]

ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@7 April 2004 - 23:41
ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.

wtf?

[clocker]

By coincidence, I was in the ParkMeadows mall just this afternoon.

Zombies are already among us...

[Samurai]

Well aren&#39;t I glad I have military experience You f*ckers can all die I&#39;m looking after myself.

At least we&#39;ll all get a day off work eh

[Cheese]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@7 April 2004 - 23:41
ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.

I didn&#39;t quite understand what you said there, you&#39;re going to have sex with zombie women but not the men zombies?

edit: Make sure you use the condom in your av I hear those zombies are rife with disease.

[MagicNakor]

Now, as odd as it sounds, I&#39;ve actually had this conversation with a group of friends. Apparently fear of zombies isn&#39;t uncommon, at least in my circle.... However, there are parameters that need to be defined before such a question can be answered. There&#39;s an actual term for these, but I can&#39;t remember what it is right now.

1) Every fresh corpse will turn into a zombie.
2) If you are bitten or scratched by a zombie, you will turn into a zombie as well.
3) Bullets will not kill zombies. The only thing that will kill a zombie is decapitation, or fire. However, fire takes a very long time to kill a zombie.
4) Zombies will search out the living, and attempt to feast on the blood-rich organs (brains, heart, liver).
5) You cannot hide from a zombie, as they are able to sense the living&#39;s body heat.
6) Zombies will swarm.

In actuality, defined by this principle, we&#39;d be doomed. You&#39;d really only be postponing the inevitable trying to take out all the zombies.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@8 April 2004 - 00:15
stack up one of my uncels seining boats with weapons food and beutiful woman and 1 or 2 friends then proced to an island with a very very small population kill teh zombies and begin a new world on the island with the beutiful woman

I suggest you take more than one woman to start a population otherwise you&#39;ll have a Deliverance community in a few decades