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    very nice find.

    Figuring out you mean floppy drive when you say hard drive - $50.00
    you gotta be pretty dumb to not know what a floppy disk is

    Spilling coke on CPU - $200 plus cost of motherboard swap plus hourly rate of $150 per hour spent reinstalling the system
    also gotta be very unlucky to spill coke on the cpu, theres a much better chance of it spilling on the motherboard, actually its probably impossible to spill coke onto a cpu unless it was missing its heasync, and the case was open, and you aimed it towards the cpu

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    what's a sthloppy disthk?
    What if you do all the above? how much will they add up to?
    If any1 can add them, so just send ithe bill to:
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    old. but true.

    haha
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    Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@10 April 2004 - 22:14
    very nice find.

    Figuring out you mean floppy drive when you say hard drive - &#036;50.00
    you gotta be pretty dumb to not know what a floppy disk is

    Spilling coke on CPU - &#036;200 plus cost of motherboard swap plus hourly rate of &#036;150 per hour spent reinstalling the system
    also gotta be very unlucky to spill coke on the cpu, theres a much better chance of it spilling on the motherboard, actually its probably impossible to spill coke onto a cpu unless it was missing its heasync, and the case was open, and you aimed it towards the cpu
    • Dealing with user who is (self-proclaimed) smarter than you are, but still calls every other day for help - &#036;100.00/hour


    Pay up poncho&#33;

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    HAHAHA top find



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