Does Size Matter?

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Busyman+14 April 2004 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 14 April 2004 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 15:07
Rimming is ass fingering I think

And it definitely is an orgasm enhancer. I&#39;ve knowm guys almost hitting the ceiling because of that &nbsp; And as for it being icky...you don&#39;t have to do it when you have &#39;one up there&#39;.&nbsp;

And SnnY...the prostate gland is very sensitive, it has nothing to do with latent homosexuality in any way

Stimulating the prostate is the way hospitals can get a sperm sample if they don&#39;t get it "the other way". [/b][/quote]
Does anyone know about "animal husbandry".

My ex-housemate used to put on rubber gloves, stick his forearm up a bulls ass and rub it&#39;s prostate.

The bull would "blow" into a collection test-tube and the sample would be flash frozen.

Ah, the lucrative and classy market of semen selling.


Pigs are a bit smarter and can be taught how to masturbate on a machine, making the whole ass-master duty unnecessary.

[chalice]

Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.

I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags.

[chalice]

Originally posted by hobbes+14 April 2004 - 22:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes &#064; 14 April 2004 - 22:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.

I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags. [/b][/quote]
I hope you know you&#39;ve ruined me now, Hobbes.

My mind will now be perpetually invaded by pigs in onanism.

Pink Floyd will never be the same again.

Edit-I couldn&#39;t see the keyboard for pig money shots.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by chalice+14 April 2004 - 23:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice &#064; 14 April 2004 - 23:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by hobbes@14 April 2004 - 22:48
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice

@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.

I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags.

I hope you know you&#39;ve ruined be now, Hobbes.

My mind will now be perpetually invaded by pigs in onanism.

Pink Floyd will never be the same again.[/b][/quote]
Oh sorry, but it is about time you understood what "pigs on the wing" really meant&#33;



It is the Enlightment Tree which often bears the most bitter of fruits.

[Biggles]

Size clearly matters

Whilst a small glass of finest malt apple is appreciated, it lacks the authority of a large one.

I am not sure about all this prostrating of oneself and putting fingers on the rim of a chap&#39;s glass (there are some damned funny drinking customs out there)

[chalice]

[brenda]

guys this thread has gon crazy since i last checked in&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

it began as stats, got a bit sexy (i think skweeky was to thank for that), then it became faecally obssessed and now there is the pig issue&#33;&#33;&#33; where will it all end.......

my opinion on the original matter is that sex is great.....all sex
crazy sex
quick sex
funny sex
dirty sex
taking about sex
thinking about sex
sex with someone u love
sex with a stranger
indoors
outdoors
alone
with an audience&#33;

clearly i am not getting enough

....size is irrelevant, safety isn&#39;t

[Mathea]

Originally posted by hobbes+14 April 2004 - 22:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 14 April 2004 - 22:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.

I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags. [/b][/quote]
get em a blowup pig. cheaper than mags n its washable too&#33;

[Skweeky]

Let&#39;s move on to fetisjes

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?