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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The Government through the eyes of a child.....

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of
    the family,... so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator
    of the money, so
    we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so
    we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working
    Class. And
    your baby brother,... we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and
    see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
    on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
    asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room and finds his
    Daddy in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the little boy
    says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
    now."

    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
    politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while
    the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
    Future is in deep shit.

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    Good one.

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    rofl

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    Nice. But it true though.

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    Very good, and right!

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    amazing. do u mind if i tell some ppl as school? this could be funny as shit

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    do u mind if i tell some ppl as school? this could be funny as shit
    Nah I don't mind...Go ahead and tell them

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