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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Redneck First-Aid


    Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a Specialty Burger too fast.

    The first Southerner said to the other, "Think we otta hep?"

    "Yep," said the second.

    The First Southerner got up and walked over to the lady and asked "Kin yew breathe?"

    She shook her head no.

    "Kin yew speak?" he asked.

    She again shook her head no.

    With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.

    The First Southerner turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."

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    Funny but ugh, yuck. Ide rather die(Arm has quite the deathwish in real life) then have my ass licked by some redneck.

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    Lol, funny shiz.

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    Originally posted by hippychick@16 April 2004 - 04:03
    (...)Hind Lick Maneuver(...)
    Hit me baby one more time

    Ad. Arm: Suffocating is a hell of a way to die you know, you'd prabably be glad that a redneck kissed your ass =)

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    Originally posted by Autumn Fox@17 April 2004 - 18:50


    Ad. Arm: Suffocating is a hell of a way to die you know, you'd prabably be glad that a redneck kissed your ass =)
    Perhaps.

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    Damn redneck hicks ain't got no class.
    The most addicktive music in the world is...William hung's!! Nah jk he can just suck my hotdog.

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