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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    An Honest Job Evaluation

    Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
    wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
    measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
    dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    executed as soon as possible.

    - Project Leader
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    A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

    That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report
    sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines
    (1 3, 5, 7,..) for my true assessment of him.

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