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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible

    sunburn.



    He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being

    diagnosed with second degree burns.



    With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he

    is

    in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding

    with

    saline, electrolytes, a

    sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.



    The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra

    do him, Doctor?"



    The doctor replies: "It'll keep the sheets off his legs"

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    hahahahahaha

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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