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    Top Five Cheeses

    1. Grana Padano
    2. Brie
    3. Gruyere
    4. Chevre
    5. Blue Vein
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    <span style='color:blue'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>If you are not easily embarrassed
    Then make your move</span></span>

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    Top five lines to say to a telemarketer

    1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer:
    “Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm…I like low interest rates…really low…”

    2. In an outrageously excited tone: “Thank god you called&#33;&#33;&#33;” Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.

    3. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”

    4. Keep repeating, “I knew you were going to say that…”

    5. “Oh my god, I used to have your job…does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)…which building are you in?” Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
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    Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
    3. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
    What are you implying Ella?

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    Well, had you of found teh feckin&#39; chainsaw, it would not be an issue&#33;&#33;
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    Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 14:05
    does Bob still work there
    No, he retired a couple of weeks ago. Is it really three weeks? My how time flies. B)
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    Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
    Top five lines to say to a telemarketer

    I just say "No thank you" and hang up the telephone.

    They are just people trying to make a living.

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    They are just people trying to make a living.
    Just as contractkillers are just trying to make a living.

    I just say no when they approach............


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    My Cheese Top Five:

    1. Cabrales los Picos

    2. Roquefort

    3. Brie Calvados

    4. Boeren Gatenkaas(farmer&#39;s cheese with holes)

    5. GruhWeicher StettenKase

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    Originally posted by sexfem@25 April 2004 - 14:51
    Withcheese
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    Top five cheeses?

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    Are you people (and yes, I&#39;m looking at you, J&#39;Pol) missing the point of this thread entirely? It&#39;s not specifically a thread about cheese...it&#39;s a thread about random Top Fives&#33; Have you people never seen "High Fidelity"? Sheesh&#33;
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