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    BigDaddy555's Avatar ONE MIN. NINE SEC.
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    A few weeks ago a friend of mine talked me into taking out one of his wifes best friends. See, she doesnt date much because of her confinement to a wheelchair, and the fact that she lost both of her legs to a car accident. It left some horrible scars on her face as well.

    So you can see where this is going.............

    As a good friend I agreed, but only if we double dated.

    So we go to eat at a pretty nice place (OUT OF TOWN) that I suggested. Now I didnt realize how outspoken she was. She was very crude and let us all know that she was a VIRGIN, but wanted to get fukked so bad. I was just astonished by her language. So I started in on the alchohol.........

    We left there to watch a movie. I VOTED TO PLAY PUTT-PUTT GOLF but that didnt fly too well. She never shut up thru the movie and kept slipping her hand on my sausage. (which was okay in the dark)

    Finally I dropped off our doubles and was heading to her house. She lives a few miles down a freaking dirt road. Then she bluntly asks me to fuk her before I drop her off. Well...so Im thiking....Im on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere, who would know...

    So we get out of the car under a large tree, how romantic! I pick her up and tell her to hold onto this tree branch so I can fuk her. I walk away and get in my car, leaving her dangling from this tree limb. She cries out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and i said...








































    YOUR FUKKED NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HA HA HA HA... and no not really! Sorry if that offends any gimps


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    I don't know how to feel.


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    bujub22's Avatar THE GREAT
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    that&#39;s so wrong

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    Originally posted by bujub22@28 April 2004 - 13:22
    that&#39;s so wrong
    yep,that&#39;s just wrong...

    ...but still funny though

    hmm...asspie

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    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    haha gimps, thats my nickname ...from when I broke my leg a year ago. lol.

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    nice

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    She got wat she was comin 2 her so wats she whinin bout?
    The most addicktive music in the world is...William hung&#39;s&#33;&#33; Nah jk he can just suck my hotdog.

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    BigDaddy555's Avatar ONE MIN. NINE SEC.
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    just a bump for those who havnt read this, just because I think its a funny story


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    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
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    I wonder how will she come home ?

    Why does women have legs ?

























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