Men And Their Strange Ways...

[MalaDzen]

In light of the 'Men Only' topic, I would like to talk about a few things i hate, about men....

They fight for the most stupid reasons, drive like maniacs, love their cars more than their girlfriends, if your worth showing off they'll parade you around like a poddle at a dog show, they dont listen much for the purpose of actually listening to what you have to say, they will put up with dumb twits just for the sake of getting sex, they cannot be bothered putting too much 'effort' in. A high mantainence girl is not usually their style..


I dont know, maybe its just the guys im around that are like this but does anyone else have anything to add...

Some more ....

Their amazing selective memory, their egos (my dad wouldnt ask for directions if his life depended on it)

[Mr. Mulder]

Maybe it’s because we’re cast into the above stereotype at birth?

[MalaDzen]

oh ofcourse there are really nice guys out there, who do not fit that stereotype but im talking about the vast majority.... I may be absolutley wrong but I havent been proven otherwise so far but I certainly hope i am in the NEAR future...

[lynx]

Originally posted by MalaDzen@29 April 2004 - 12:19
They fight for the most stupid reasons, drive like maniacs, love their cars more than their girlfriends, if your worth showing off they'll parade you around like a poddle at a dog show, they dont listen much for the purpose of actually listening to what you have to say, they will put up with dumb twits just for the sake of getting sex, they cannot be bothered putting too much 'effort' in. A high mantainence girl is not usually their style..

Exactly, how much more reasonable can you expect us to be?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

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Jonno B)

[MalaDzen]

Originally posted by lynx+29 April 2004 - 12:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 29 April 2004 - 12:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MalaDzen@29 April 2004 - 12:19
They fight for the most stupid reasons, drive like maniacs, love their cars more than their girlfriends, if your worth showing off they&#39;ll parade you around like a poddle at a dog show, they dont listen much for the purpose of actually listening to what you have to say, they will put up with dumb twits just for the sake of getting sex, they cannot be bothered putting too much &#39;effort&#39; in. A high mantainence girl is not usually their style..

Exactly, how much more reasonable can you expect us to be? [/b][/quote]
.......Why do i bother lol

[RGX]

Generalizations rock.

( I fully realise the irony of that sentence, being a generalization in itself)

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by RGX@29 April 2004 - 12:53
Generalizations rock.

( I fully realise the irony of that sentence, being a generalization in itself)

What did you call me&#33;?

[MalaDzen]

#1: Macho Men
These guys are the most arrogant men on the face of the planet. No matter what anyone can do, they can do it twice as well. They judge their masculinity by how well they play sports, how tough they are, how much physical strength they have, and how well they can fight. Macho men will never show emotion; to them, guys who cry are wimps, guys who fall in love are whipped, and guys with feelings are p*ssys.
WARNING SIGNS OF MACHO MEN: ARROGANCE; unwillingness to show emotion, guys who constantly insult hot guys like Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, (They are JEALOUS); homophobia; guys who call themselves "The Man."

#2: Players
Watch out for these guys&#33; They are masters of the mind games. They will say or do ANYTHING to get with you. They&#39;ll flatter you, shower you with gifts, tell you they love you, promise you the world just to serve their own purposes. Whether they need an ego boost or just want to get into your pants, they&#39;ll do whatever they can to get what they want. Most of the time, it is easy to fall into their trap, because they come across as charming and are oftentimes phenomenal actors. DO NOT FALL INTO THEIR TRAP&#33;&#33;&#33; Once they&#39;ve got you in their clutches, they will use you and lose you.
WARNING SIGNS OF PLAYERS: fast-talking or constant sweet-talking; tremendous arrogance; "wandering eye disease" (checking out other girls 24/7); LYING; making false promises; pressuring you to do anything you don&#39;t want to do. Also, any guy who calls you "Baby," "Sweet Thang," or any other stupid pet name within the first 5 minutes of the conversation is a player. Stupid pick-up lines like "Girl, you must be tired &#39;cuz you been runnin&#39; through my head all day long&#33;" are also a red signal. Don&#39;t be flattered; they say these things to all the girls they wanna get with.

#3: Horny Toads
Sex is #1 in their book all the time. Most of the time, they couldn&#39;t care less about who you are, as long as they like your body. They will say ANYTHING to get you in the sac. The motto most of them live by is "Put out or get out." If you are in a relationship with a horny toad, be warned; their greatest fears are commitment and monogamy, and they will happily cheat on you for a piece of a&#036;&#036;. Also, they&#39;ll brag about how much they got from you to all their friends & damage your rep in order to enhance theirs.
WARNING SIGNS OF HORNY TOADS: guys who pressure you into sex; guys who brag about their sexual encounters or the size of the package; guys who talk about it 24/7; guys who move too fast; guys who "just wanna chill" when it comes to the relationship (to them, this means jumping into your pants when the desire hits, and ditching you when they have better things to do).

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by MalaDzen@29 April 2004 - 14:03
#1: Macho Men
These guys are the most arrogant men on the face of the planet. No matter what anyone can do, they can do it twice as well. They judge their masculinity by how well they play sports, how tough they are, how much physical strength they have, and how well they can fight. Macho men will never show emotion; to them, guys who cry are wimps, guys who fall in love are whipped, and guys with feelings are p*ssys.
WARNING SIGNS OF MACHO MEN: ARROGANCE; unwillingness to show emotion, guys who constantly insult hot guys like Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, (They are JEALOUS); homophobia; guys who call themselves "The Man."

#2: Players
Watch out for these guys&#33; They are masters of the mind games. They will say or do ANYTHING to get with you. They&#39;ll flatter you, shower you with gifts, tell you they love you, promise you the world just to serve their own purposes. Whether they need an ego boost or just want to get into your pants, they&#39;ll do whatever they can to get what they want. Most of the time, it is easy to fall into their trap, because they come across as charming and are oftentimes phenomenal actors. DO NOT FALL INTO THEIR TRAP&#33;&#33;&#33; Once they&#39;ve got you in their clutches, they will use you and lose you.
WARNING SIGNS OF PLAYERS: fast-talking or constant sweet-talking; tremendous arrogance; "wandering eye disease" (checking out other girls 24/7); LYING; making false promises; pressuring you to do anything you don&#39;t want to do. Also, any guy who calls you "Baby," "Sweet Thang," or any other stupid pet name within the first 5 minutes of the conversation is a player. Stupid pick-up lines like "Girl, you must be tired &#39;cuz you been runnin&#39; through my head all day long&#33;" are also a red signal. Don&#39;t be flattered; they say these things to all the girls they wanna get with.

#3: Horny Toads
Sex is #1 in their book all the time. Most of the time, they couldn&#39;t care less about who you are, as long as they like your body. They will say ANYTHING to get you in the sac. The motto most of them live by is "Put out or get out." If you are in a relationship with a horny toad, be warned; their greatest fears are commitment and monogamy, and they will happily cheat on you for a piece of a&#036;&#036;. Also, they&#39;ll brag about how much they got from you to all their friends & damage your rep in order to enhance theirs.
WARNING SIGNS OF HORNY TOADS: guys who pressure you into sex; guys who brag about their sexual encounters or the size of the package; guys who talk about it 24/7; guys who move too fast; guys who "just wanna chill" when it comes to the relationship (to them, this means jumping into your pants when the desire hits, and ditching you when they have better things to do).

What&#39;s the type of men who can&#39;t be arsed to read that whole post?