Worst Joke You Know

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Chevy@2 May 2004 - 00:38
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

:groan:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@1 May 2004 - 18:32
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.








/me hopes NikkiD isnt still around

Actually RF, that's quite accurate.

Good thing I'm not on my period.

[Mathea]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@1 May 2004 - 23:10
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

What's the smartest thing a man can say?


"My wife says..."

[gungrave]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+1 May 2004 - 23:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 1 May 2004 - 23:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Chevy@2 May 2004 - 00:38
What&#39;s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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:farts:

[Rat Faced]

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