Worst Joke You Know

[Smith]

lol, thats so pathetic, it made me laugh

[chalice]

I went into a French restaurant.

I said I'll have the Soup De Jour.

The waiter said, "Oui, oui".

"Oi" I said,

Not in my dinner

[J'Pol]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs, in the sea.

bob

[chalice]

What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks?

Get into those tanks, men.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by chalice@1 May 2004 - 21:14
What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks?

Get into those tanks, men.

Why was he speaking english?

[chalice]

Originally posted by Withcheese+1 May 2004 - 22:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 1 May 2004 - 22:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@1 May 2004 - 21:14
What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks?

Get into those tanks, men.

Why was he speaking english? [/b][/quote]
He had Babel fish in his ear.

That&#39;s how he lost the war. He disappeared in a puff of logic. Or something.

[gungrave]

Originally posted by chalice@1 May 2004 - 22:14
What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks?

Get into those tanks, men.

made my laugh

[Cheese]

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?


Both crews were marooned.

[Cheese]

Why do ducks have big flat feet?


To stamp out forest fires.

[gungrave]

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