Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Xp Error Messages

  1. #1
    Just found this:

    This week, a list of just a few of the new error messages built in to
    Windows XP...

    -----------------------------

    New Windows XP Error Messages

    000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything
    001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
    002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
    003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
    004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error
    005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename
    006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash
    007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited
    008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy
    009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
    00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered
    00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement
    00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
    00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found
    00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize
    00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors
    010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead
    011 - Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN
    012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated
    013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down
    014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue
    015 - Error Message Deleted
    016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence
    017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused
    018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations
    019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue
    01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted
    01B - Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted
    01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.
    01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota
    01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here
    01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait....
    020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember
    021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error
    022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything

    --
    Peter SJF Bance CEng MBCS
    CESG and BCS Listed Security Adviser

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    Poster
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    HELL-you will be too_$oon enough
    Posts
    1,660
    lol nice list

  3. Lounge   -   #3
    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Location: Location:
    Posts
    5,545
    -- Remote Desktop Support has now changed to RIAA snooport
    -- Illigal Opperation: close kazaa now or you be arrested.
    -- Mircrosoft sees you! err now will you delete you illigal mp3s?

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •