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Thread: What To Do With All These Condoms...?

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    As some of you may know I sometimes work in the local sexual health clinic and I am now the proud owner of all the out-of-date condoms that have been thrown out by the organisation I work for. And I have a lot of them...

    But what shall I do with them? I'm looking for novel and interesting uses for condoms that have gone past their use-by-date? And no I'm not going to sell them because of the obvious health issue...

    Best idea wins...a box of out-of-date condoms...

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    *goddess*'s Avatar Oh bugger BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Blow em up and put em together as a blow up doll type figure.

    Raffle off figure and give proceeds to your organisation.

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    posh wank?

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    • Spike them and give them away
    • water ballon fight
    • se how many you can fit on before it starts to hurt
    • chew them
    • fill em with drugs
    • fill them with ice and hand them inside ur pc for effect water cooling...
    • Donat them to GEPFAM the organisation helping Geppers get over there problems
    • force feed them to AZZZ



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    Stand outside your local swimming pool and sell them to children/midgets as varooka (spelling?&#33 socks

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Bungee-Fucking at it's best!!

    Now for thrillseekers:


    Russian Roulette Condoms.

    Nothing like sex with a Fruitmachine!!!



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    Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@3 May 2004 - 14:06
    Stand outside your local swimming pool and sell them to children/midgets as varooka (spelling?&#33 socks
    I like this idea...mainly because of the water the little kiddies would be slipping all over the place...

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    Practice, practice, practice.

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    Back-up small intestine


    101 Uses for a condom
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