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    JONNO_CELEBS's Avatar Densly Loadan BT Rep: +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20
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    Person says "OMG" (in suprise) or "Oh god "

    You instantly reply

    "Yes I suppose I am" B)



    I have a new job and so many people asked "How long you been here"

    I look at the clock and say "Since 2 o clock"



    "Is anyone sitting there" (empty chair)

    "Yes, he's the inventor of invisibilty"



    Here's something to say to your boss on the Friday before a bank holiday

    "See you Next Tuesday" (for those who don't get it- See = C.......You = U .....Next = N........I'll let you figure the rest by yourself )

    Sorry, I'm bored

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 May 2004 - 12:53
    Sorry, I'm bored
    I know you are but what am I ...............no......wait

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    person1:your shirt looks stupid.

    perso2:ah yes, i can take this off but youre stuck with your nose
    A good game is still good if its late, a bad game is bad forever, Shigeru Miyamoto

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    person1:your shirt looks stupid.

    perso2:ah yes, i can take this off but youre stuck with your nose





    person 3: <span style='color:blue'> hahaha ..... *hesitates*..... *thinks to himself*


    person1: you dont get it ay?

    person3: ....no :">

    person4: geez your a fucken stupid cunt


    people in crowd 5 - 17: lol

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    person18:its a slow day, eh?

    person19:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    person20:*fuck off miss so i can alt-tab back to the forums*
    A good game is still good if its late, a bad game is bad forever, Shigeru Miyamoto

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    person 21: you are drunk
    person 22: i may be drunk but i will be sober in the morning, you&#39;ll always be fucking ugly.

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    Originally posted by Spider_dude@6 May 2004 - 13:22
    person 21: you are drunk
    person 22: i may be drunk but i will be sober in the morning, you&#39;ll always be fucking ugly.
    Winston Chirchill

    Special Brew drinker

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    person 23: *slaps jonno* "Don&#39;t be silly"

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    JONNO_CELEBS's Avatar Densly Loadan BT Rep: +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20
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    Person 24 = *pulls out big stick and wacks Dray round the head lots while shouting * F*cking slap me will ya....WHO&#39;S the daddy now HUH&#33;&#33;&#33;

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